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Military.
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Emailed to me. I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military uni...
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It snowed last night.
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It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:1...7 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...
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768
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Johnny again.
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511
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Shaving.
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A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire....... "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agre...
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562
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New logo
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Warning to Infidel.
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659
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In the field.
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Plane crash.
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538
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Big Chap.
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636
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two body bits
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ah well Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. > The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his > two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had > always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a > hunting camp. > &g...
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Scottish hospitality
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Bobdown
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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.So I went to a shrink and told him:I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."Just put yourself in my hands for one year,"...
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JayDee
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Dream job.
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"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare off...ice to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't...
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576
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Pharmacist.
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Joe walked into a Drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman... he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Joe said that it was something that he would be much more comf...
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Phyllis Diller
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Bobdown
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Allergy?
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed... again, took a tissue, wi...
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Wasps.
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Looking for God
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I knew a bloke who named his dog Winchester..............
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Bobdown
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542
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When In Rome
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Seven year old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school "Whats your name ? asked the teacher..........Mohammad miss Well, your in Ireland now, replied the teacher, so from now on you will be know as "Mick" Mohammad returned home from school and his mother asked, how was your...
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miroku12g
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Miss Beatrice.
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her o...
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