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Subtle.
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1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find. 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. You h...
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1437
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For the Ex Coppers.
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1
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1170
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I Confess.
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1523
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Generation Y .
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The Y Chromosome... People born before 1946 are called -The Greatest Generation . People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -The Baby Boomers . People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -Generation X. And p...
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Bobdown
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1330
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Coffee?
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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the micropho...
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1352
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Logical.
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fourth-grade teacher was giving her students a lesson in logic. Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he cant swim, and runs down to th...
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1395
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With God's help.
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An old man named George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: But you know Doc, Im blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when Im done! A little later in the day,...
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731
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Secret to a long life...........lol
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924
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Parrots.
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!... Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought fo...
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0
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1088
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60's Music.
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1270
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The secret to a long life
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A sprightly 101-year-old cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that the secret of living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great...
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fwdoz
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0
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963
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Sunburn.
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979
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More funnies
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1149
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How much?
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1162
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Lingerie.
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1062
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Harley rider.
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1149
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Passport?
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834
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Medical problem?
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An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her...
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986
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Murphy in the Surfies.
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0
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802
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Tractor accident.
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A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the... accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessi...
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