Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

*Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.... I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of th...

Craig1 · Craig1

not damper though

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

From ABC News, photo Amanda Rose:

Bobdown · Bobdown

AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a w...

Craig1 · Craig1

Bit hot for the poor chap

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

coulda beeen finnish

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . .In and out . . . . in and out . . . .A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back . . . .She was getting near to the end . . . . !!He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife mov...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...

skins · skins

Ya know it's crook when they change the name.

Possum3 · Possum3

One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...

Possum3 · Possum3

One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...

Possum3 · Possum3

An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...

JayDee · JayDee

The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...

Possum3 · Possum3

This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.* *Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.* *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...

Craig1 · Craig1

hope for us all

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Broken Brickie. (Preview) *Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.... I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of th...	Possum3	5	1721	08:56 PM Feb 12, 2020 by Long Weekend
	flour n water (Preview) not damper though	Craig1	0	722	08:37 PM Feb 12, 2020 by Craig1
	Know your bushfire plan (Preview) From ABC News, photo Amanda Rose:	Whenarewethere	1	1180	06:14 PM Feb 11, 2020 by Joda
	Some wife jokes (Preview) AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a w...	Bobdown	0	990	11:56 AM Feb 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	Diary of a Pom in W A (Preview) Bit hot for the poor chap	Craig1	5	1356	10:41 AM Feb 9, 2020 by Craig1
	A couple more..... (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1144	05:44 PM Feb 8, 2020 by Bobdown
	Friday's Funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	2116	05:34 PM Feb 7, 2020 by Bobdown
	eytie lover (Preview) coulda beeen finnish	Craig1	0	1120	09:47 PM Feb 6, 2020 by Craig1
	Make her happy. (Preview) Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . .In and out . . . . in and out . . . .A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .She could feel the sweat on her forehead and trickling down the small of her back . . . .She was getting near to the end . . . . !!He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife mov...	Des and Jane	0	1339	09:48 AM Feb 6, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Teacher... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1577	01:01 PM Feb 5, 2020 by aussie_paul
	Long life according to Chinese Doctor (Preview) Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life...	Bobdown	1	1317	04:31 PM Feb 4, 2020 by Craig1
	Was'n me. (Preview) A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - an...	Possum3	0	1524	02:32 AM Feb 2, 2020 by Possum3
	Coronavirus (Preview) Ya know it's crook when they change the name.	skins	0	1294	09:33 PM Feb 1, 2020 by skins
	Dating (Preview) One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...	Possum3	0	1242	04:38 PM Feb 1, 2020 by Possum3
	Wealthy Scotsman (Preview) One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...	Possum3	0	1166	02:51 PM Jan 31, 2020 by Possum3
	Dr visit. (Preview) An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...	Possum3	0	1452	02:53 PM Jan 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Always check your emails for errors. Especially like a space in right place. (Preview) The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...	JayDee	1	1522	10:46 AM Jan 30, 2020 by grahos
	92nd Birthday (Preview) This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you ?You know, you are 92 today.* Oh, the times we've had ! Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon. *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...	Possum3	0	1254	06:05 PM Jan 29, 2020 by Possum3
	Copper Wire (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...	Bobdown	0	1376	02:37 PM Jan 29, 2020 by Bobdown
	black panties (Preview) hope for us all	Craig1	0	1437	08:21 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Craig1
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