Just Joking

Ross638 · Ross638

-- Edited by Ross638 on Monday 21st of September 2020 09:41:24 PM -- Edited by Ross638 on Tuesday 22nd of September 2020 04:27:09 PM

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Bobdown · Bobdown

Romance in a horse drawn carriage

Bobdown · Bobdown

Enough said.......

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...

Bobdown · Bobdown

We need one in Mt Barker..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...

Bobdown · Bobdown

They are out there.........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Story of my life..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...

Craig1 · Craig1

What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...

fwdoz · fwdoz

There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...

Craig1 · Craig1

What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...

fwdoz · fwdoz

In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob

Craig1 · Craig1

Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...

Bobdown · Bobdown

3 ways to fail.............

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Old mechanics. (Preview) -- Edited by Ross638 on Monday 21st of September 2020 09:41:24 PM -- Edited by Ross638 on Tuesday 22nd of September 2020 04:27:09 PM	Ross638	0	950	05:47 PM Sep 21, 2020 by Ross638
	A romantic night (Preview) A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...	Des and Jane	2	1265	04:00 PM Sep 20, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Sign of the Times (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	976	05:14 PM Sep 19, 2020 by Plain Truth
	Bud Light Ad (Preview) Romance in a horse drawn carriage	Bobdown	0	867	11:04 AM Sep 19, 2020 by Bobdown
	Job interview (Preview) Enough said.......	Bobdown	0	758	11:03 AM Sep 19, 2020 by Bobdown
	The Queens breasts... (Preview) Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...	Des and Jane	0	723	08:39 AM Sep 19, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Neat fridge (Preview) We need one in Mt Barker..............	Bobdown	1	1110	09:16 PM Sep 18, 2020 by Craig1
	The dead horse (Preview) The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...	Bobdown	0	726	03:48 PM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	CANDIDATES FOR THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARDS (Preview) They are out there.........	Bobdown	0	833	10:16 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	Sex Discussion (Preview) Story of my life..............	Bobdown	0	650	10:15 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	PICK OUT THE GUY - NO CHEATING (Preview) Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...	Bobdown	0	513	10:13 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	The world is going to end (Preview) A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...	Whenarewethere	1	1108	09:45 PM Sep 17, 2020 by kirky
	WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID (Preview) WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...	Bobdown	1	790	04:31 PM Sep 17, 2020 by fwdoz
	whats worse (Preview) What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...	Craig1	0	1197	05:03 PM Sep 16, 2020 by Craig1
	The worlds most advanced doctors (Preview) There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...	fwdoz	12	1656	03:27 PM Sep 16, 2020 by fwdoz
	retired thoughts (Preview) What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...	Craig1	0	1062	09:02 PM Sep 14, 2020 by Craig1
	Noah and the Ark in 2020 (Preview) In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...	fwdoz	1	1163	05:44 PM Sep 13, 2020 by bilbo
	How to satisfy two women at once with your pants off (Preview) Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	1526	05:01 PM Sep 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Calling on ALL Victorians (Preview) Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...	Craig1	2	1368	09:19 AM Sep 12, 2020 by Rob Driver
	Sobriety Test Fail (Preview) 3 ways to fail.............	Bobdown	2	1655	02:18 PM Sep 11, 2020 by Tony Bev
«First < 1 … 264 265 266 267 268 … 699 > Last» \| Page of 699 sorted by