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Don't upset the wildlife......
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When animals attack, funny if you are not on the wrong end of it.
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741
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Tough Cowboy.
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without e...
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594
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Podiatrist
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A man consulted a foot doctor, who advised him to put on a clean pair of socks each day for a week and then come back. The man returned a week later walking awkwardly.Where are your shoes? the doctor asked.Complained the man: I just couldnt get them on over all these socks.
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620
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Happy.
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A woman in her late 30's was happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while then asks, Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? Whats the matter with you?The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, I dont care what you think. I just came from...
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532
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Dangerous dog.
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Upon entering a little corner store, a man noticed a sign posted on the glass door saying: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!Inside, the man noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.He asked the store manager: Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?Yep, thats him, he re...
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593
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Clever Dog.
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A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window which stated the following: HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, have computer skills and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and...
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549
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Oh well.
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The ministers six-year-old daughter had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldnt go to the Sunday school picnic on Saturday.When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind.When she told the l...
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425
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Kangaroo.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence.But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo.A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out.When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...
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451
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Church bulletins........ for you know who.
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Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with > > typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually > > appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: > > The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. > > ---...
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460
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Blonde.
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A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.The manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.The car is parked on the street in f...
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557
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Grumpy old man
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-- Edited by Bobdown on Wednesday 16th of December 2020 11:25:47 AM
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Addicted.
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Well, back in the 60s, we did not have Viagra. Now it is very common. My friend John has just been diagnosed as being addicted to it. His wife is taking it very hard.
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1270
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Alfie.
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The doctor said, "Alfie, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the tes...
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732
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The Frozen Bird
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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him...
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540
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If you find this hard to believe, you've never been married.
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Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. Howe...
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Christmas song
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Beautiful Ave Maria Christmas music................must listen
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860
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Misunderstanding.
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Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance...
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763
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Twins
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Then there was the Spanish fellow who's wife had twin boys. He called one Jose and the other Jose B. (sorry!)
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Magnarc
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3
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889
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More Great Puns from Indian Hills...!!
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The clever punster who does the signs at Indian Hills is writing again..!
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It's Hot.
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Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.Its just too hot to wear clothes today, he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.Finally she til...
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