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Overseas travel.
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1
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968
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Happy New Year.
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3
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777
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Ford.
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Possum3
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5
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976
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Bloody Chooks
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just l...
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Rob Driver
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1
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814
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Chooks again
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Rob Driver
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1
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801
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Pirates.
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A young boy was walking along the docks one day admiring the ships, when a man walked up behind him and said, Thinking of becoming a sailor? Yes, I am! replied the boy. Well, the man said, I have sailed many years and have had many adventures. The boy looked the man up and down, and saw that he had an eye patch...
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Possum3
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0
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664
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Great minds.
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0
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790
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Trust.
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility.....Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'N...
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Possum3
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0
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1041
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The Things Kids Say
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Kids have wonderfully imaginative minds! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny h...
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Phillipn
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1
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660
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They can.
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Possum3
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1
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659
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Diamond Ring.
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A man decided to buy his wife a massive, beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles?She did, he replied.But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?
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Possum3
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0
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593
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Childhood sweethearts.
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shar...
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Possum3
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0
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588
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Cop humour
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0
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1042
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The bowl.
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1
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819
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Delivery Man.
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0
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758
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Male perspective.
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We always hear "the rules" From the female side....Now here are "the rules" from the male side:Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us com...
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Possum3
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0
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769
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Las Vegas.
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Possum3
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0
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598
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First Christmas Joke.
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Possum3
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0
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794
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On the subject of Xmas Turkeys
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Rob Driver
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0
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1089
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Christmas Eve at the North Pole
(Preview)
XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESantas alarm clock didnt go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30 minutes to round them up. Santa throws the toy bag onto th...
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erad
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937
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