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Possum3 · Possum3

A businessman was standing at the end of the pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them....

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-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 27th of June 2020 08:13:30 AM

Craig1 · Craig1

just sayin Wish I read these when I was younger... Confucius Say.... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say. Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say. Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Sex is sa...

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A rubbish collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks, but th...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Little johnny arrived at school late, Teacher, whats your excuse this time, Johnny, my donkey got a broom handle stuck up it arse Teacher, its RECTUM Johnny, RECTUM it nearly bloody well killed him

Possum3 · Possum3

Five cannibals are employed by the Army as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer welcomes the cannibals he says, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that t...

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JayDee · JayDee

Getting old can be funny - well sometimes...An elderly gentleman...Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the docto...

JayDee · JayDee

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a gu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaubert. The Priest said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'... The Priest asked, 'And be there any wee litt...

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JayDee · JayDee

Who said Nursing Homes were boring? Two elderly residents, a man and awoman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady look...

Craig1 · Craig1

a sister says A nun walks into Mother Superiors office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.What troubles you, Sister? asked the Mother Superior. I thought this was the day you spent with your family.It was, sighed the Sister. And I went to play golf with my brother...

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A snake goes to a bar and the bartender says; "I cant serve you, you cant hold your liquor and you're legless".

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Craig1 · Craig1

sounds good Sex after Death!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first co...

erad · erad

My father served his apprentice as a blacksmith in a butcher shop - he was shooing flies...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Mexican Fisherman (Preview) A businessman was standing at the end of the pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them....	Possum3	0	581	12:24 PM Jun 26, 2020 by Possum3
	Duplicate (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 27th of June 2020 08:13:30 AM	Possum3	0	717	12:22 PM Jun 26, 2020 by Possum3
	wise sayings (Preview) just sayin Wish I read these when I was younger... Confucius Say.... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say. Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say. Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Sex is sa...	Craig1	1	746	09:46 PM Jun 25, 2020 by Possum3
	The Dog. (Preview)	Possum3	3	865	12:52 PM Jun 25, 2020 by Craig1
	Rubbish Collector. (Preview) A rubbish collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks, but th...	Possum3	1	607	12:49 PM Jun 25, 2020 by Craig1
	Little Johnny and donkey (Preview) Little johnny arrived at school late, Teacher, whats your excuse this time, Johnny, my donkey got a broom handle stuck up it arse Teacher, its RECTUM Johnny, RECTUM it nearly bloody well killed him	Cowboy7307	0	540	07:33 AM Jun 25, 2020 by Cowboy7307
	Cannibals. (Preview) Five cannibals are employed by the Army as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer welcomes the cannibals he says, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that t...	Possum3	3	652	12:36 AM Jun 25, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Stayed out. (Preview)	Possum3	0	610	01:22 PM Jun 24, 2020 by Possum3
	98 Year old. (Preview)	Possum3	0	572	11:24 AM Jun 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Getting old can be funny - well sometimes... (Preview) Getting old can be funny - well sometimes...An elderly gentleman...Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the docto...	JayDee	0	624	07:45 PM Jun 23, 2020 by JayDee
	Who's the boss (Preview) If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a gu...	JayDee	0	530	07:29 PM Jun 23, 2020 by JayDee
	Irish. (Preview) Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaubert. The Priest said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'... The Priest asked, 'And be there any wee litt...	Possum3	0	588	02:56 PM Jun 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Good Wife joke (Preview)	Bobdown	2	554	02:19 PM Jun 23, 2020 by valiant81
	Nursing Home romance (Preview) Who said Nursing Homes were boring? Two elderly residents, a man and awoman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady look...	JayDee	0	574	12:15 PM Jun 23, 2020 by JayDee
	golfin (Preview) a sister says A nun walks into Mother Superiors office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.What troubles you, Sister? asked the Mother Superior. I thought this was the day you spent with your family.It was, sighed the Sister. And I went to play golf with my brother...	Craig1	0	543	09:30 PM Jun 22, 2020 by Craig1
	Snake. (Preview) A snake goes to a bar and the bartender says; "I cant serve you, you cant hold your liquor and you're legless".	Possum3	0	661	10:28 AM Jun 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Prayers. (Preview)	Possum3	0	527	09:16 AM Jun 22, 2020 by Possum3
	back after death (Preview) sounds good Sex after Death!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first co...	Craig1	1	724	01:56 PM Jun 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Apprenticships (Preview) My father served his apprentice as a blacksmith in a butcher shop - he was shooing flies...	erad	1	580	11:47 AM Jun 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Millenials (Preview)	Possum3	1	702	07:15 PM Jun 20, 2020 by grahos
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