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Does age matter ?
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When you are over sixty who gives a ****? This ******* looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hai...
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Acupuncture cheap
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More funny video's
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What could possibly go wrong?
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No names, no pack drill...
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It's a worry, they are guarding their countries...........
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WHAT'S A CUBIC FOOT?
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Because I lacked an education, I'm forced to ask my doctor to explain many things I don't know, so one day I asked him if he could tell me what a 'cubic foot' is. He quickly fired up his computer and downloaded so many pages that I thought his usual consultation feet..err..fee would escalate tenfold! Ha...
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Walter Reed Staff
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THAT'S GOTTA BE 'NEWFIES' (NEWFOUNDLANDERS) FOR YA SURE ENOUGH!
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A Newfie died in a house fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Gee, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled Clyd...
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Algebra
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Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes. I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......
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The " F " word
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Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .
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Not a Joke.....but good
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Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...
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57 divided by 18..........
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A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...
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Some more cartoons
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The Islands
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Did you know that on the Canary Islands there are no canarys and its the same on the Virgin Islands, . . . . . . there are no canarys either !!! -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:43:21 AM -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:45:00 AM
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Greta.
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One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks....
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where is Possum?
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The Telephone........sad but true
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Condoms
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The Scottish quatermaster who said to the pharmacist, "cud ye show us yer range of condoms please Laddie. The regiment 'r considering buying a new one" .
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Music?
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If J.S. Bach was to write his famous piece today, would it be called, Hair on a G string?????
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Dad Jokes
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I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didnt think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend...
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How's YOUR day going??
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More people hurting themselves..............only funny this time.
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