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Senior fun
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Yesterday my daughter emailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like, sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing? I asked. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, a...
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Taster.
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A wine company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the wines before selling them to public.So they placed adverts & one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking manwalks into the Manager's office asking to be employed.The manager tried to figure out how he could drive the man away but couldn't come...
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911
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Kids.
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True love.
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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembli...
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1283
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Johnny again.
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She repl...
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920
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Why?
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they ch...
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Irish Blonde...
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Irish Blonde... An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated And bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, She stripped from the ne...
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My wife...........
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?As I looked up, I notic...
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Scottish Maid.
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Many years ago in a large Caithness houseA gorgeous maid met her madam and asked for a pay rise."why are you asking for a pay rise?" asked the madam."cause i iron better an ye " answered the maid.Silently fuming, the madam asked, "who said that?""yer husband did."Silent fuming intensifies. A bit dari...
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Pet doggy.
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A retired couple book a two week cruise and decide they cant bear to be parted from their little pet dog for such a long timeThey somehow arrange for the dog to accompany them on the high seas for the holiday, sailing all over the place.One day the man takes the dog for exercise around the deck, he throws a b...
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A Pickle.
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Little johnny worked in a pickle factory.He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.He had an urge to stick his pen!s into the pickle slicer.His wife suggested that he should see a s*x therapist to talk about it, but jo...
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fREE SEX.
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A few years ago a rural petrol station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local crofter pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Th...
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Old Lady.
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...
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Fishing
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A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the tru...
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New Employee.
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota ."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figur...
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New Zealand Condom Factory Burns to Ground
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Condom factory burns down in New Zealand :Helen Clarke, ex-Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy !! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the gr...
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Three old maids.
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Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...
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"Latest Covid joke"
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*I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said : How does the male know when the female is ready for sex ?* *I replied : He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works .* *We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe . Again my girlfriend asked : How the ram kne...
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I love you.
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...
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Fridays funnies
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Bobdown
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