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Words.
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Possum3
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2
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786
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Victorian meme.
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Possum3
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1
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743
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Little Johnny.
(Preview)
Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. Hed been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her: Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other? She was a little taken aback but decided to tell him the truth. Its called sexual intercou...
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Possum3
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0
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616
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Ladies, I understand.
(Preview)
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in t...
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Possum3
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0
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524
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A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I broug...
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Possum3
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0
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624
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Tell the Truth
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Bobdown
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2
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686
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Satan.
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Possum3
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0
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763
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Savages.
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Possum3
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0
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584
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What's for dinner?
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Possum3
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0
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567
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Military.
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Emailed to me. I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military uni...
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Possum3
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0
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720
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It snowed last night.
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It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:1...7 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...
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Possum3
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2
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746
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Johnny again.
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Possum3
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0
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474
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Shaving.
(Preview)
A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire....... "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agre...
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Possum3
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0
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542
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New logo
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Possum3
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2
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608
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Warning to Infidel.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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641
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In the field.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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545
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Plane crash.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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509
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Big Chap.
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Possum3
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0
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618
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two body bits
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ah well Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. > The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his > two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had > always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a > hunting camp. > &g...
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Craig1
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0
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501
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Scottish hospitality
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Bobdown
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2
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950
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