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Three old maids.
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Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their...
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851
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"Latest Covid joke"
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*I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said : How does the male know when the female is ready for sex ?* *I replied : He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works .* *We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe . Again my girlfriend asked : How the ram kne...
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3531
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I love you.
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...
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906
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Fridays funnies
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820
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An oldie.
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Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner andsee a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and l...
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526
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Weight loss goal.
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1126
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BMW.
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5
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1457
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Lottery Win
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I still remember the time when my father gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new c...
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570
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Bored?
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When you are tired of just sitting around under the annex, Go down to a local clothing store, and go into a fitting room. After several minutes, Yell out. "Hey! there's no toilet paper in here" I bet the Manager comes to introduce themselves, hey you have just met a new friend.
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818
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****ie (farmer going to heaven)
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It was time for the head ****ie to go to heaven he made his way to heaven and finally made it to the pearly gates so he opened the gates and there was god sitting at his throne god said to the farmer welcome my son what can I do for you today the ****ie said well for starters you can get out of my chair !!!
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travelyounger
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539
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Plea - Limited data download.
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Hi guys/gals, Over the last few months due to NBN cut-off and limited access, I have not been able to post much on the GN's Forums. Whilst many would be pleased at my absence on many pages - it means I have extreme difficulty in viewing many articles (mainly in Just Joking) due to there only being a web lin...
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13
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Nun taking a bath
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Horse people
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Mad horse disease.........
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Chili cook-off in New Mexico
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This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ..Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actua...
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650
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Windows?
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Woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning ," Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, " Gently pour luke warm water on windows". Later wife texted back, " Computer REALLY messed up now".
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816
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Wearing masks in Madrid
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Warning....some mild nudity and bum cracks.
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Bobdown
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Condoms
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...
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The Moon
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Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...
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Americans
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My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.
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"You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?"
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Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...
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