Just Joking

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Bobdown · Bobdown

I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob

Hendo · Hendo

Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!

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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...

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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...

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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Just a little pecker..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...

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Quite funny......but true.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Clever dog..........

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Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...

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*Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...

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Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is P...addy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy,...

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Richie148 · Richie148

Did you hear the one about the woman who boarded her plane and discovered she'd been assigned a seat in the bathroom? Or how about the bloke who was scheduled for a 47-year layover? And what about the toddler who publicly called out a woman on his flight for having stinky feet? -- Edited by Richie148 on M...

grahos · grahos

**** FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE **** Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the fre...

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Paddy again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	708	03:30 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Senior. (Preview)	Possum3	0	623	03:25 PM Jul 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Fresh Sausages (Preview) I get a lot of these candid camera type videos, not really a fan of them...........though this isn't too bad Cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	562	02:36 PM Jul 22, 2020 by 2weis
	Little Johnny (Preview) Its X-Mass lunch, all the family and relo's are sitting around the table and its decided that Johnny should say grace. Ok, says Johnny, I'm going to pray like mummy. Dear God, Oh God, don't stop, Oh God, Jesus yes, oh God!	Hendo	0	554	09:01 AM Jul 22, 2020 by Hendo
	Cops around the World. (Preview) How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that...	Possum3	0	475	06:38 PM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Golf challenge (Preview) A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the y...	Possum3	0	487	04:16 PM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Viagra diet. (Preview) A woman asks her husband at breakfast time "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.... "It's this Viagra," he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she ask...	Possum3	1	621	11:20 AM Jul 21, 2020 by Bobdown
	Farmer Brown. (Preview)	Possum3	0	535	10:21 AM Jul 21, 2020 by Possum3
	Ouch !! (Preview) Just a little pecker..............	Bobdown	1	850	06:41 AM Jul 21, 2020 by drtooheys
	Monday's Funnies (Preview) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...	Bobdown	2	911	01:25 PM Jul 20, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Aussie lingo (Preview) Quite funny......but true.	Bobdown	2	889	07:33 PM Jul 19, 2020 by RDWRER
	Dorito's Ad (Preview) Clever dog..........	Bobdown	1	527	02:48 PM Jul 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The Chemist. (Preview) Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a...	Possum3	0	638	02:11 PM Jul 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Social media. (Preview) *Oh my goodness, these youngsters!! Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive girl. ..about 22-23 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages.. She called me handsome...	Possum3	0	509	09:49 AM Jul 19, 2020 by Possum3
	Paddy's war. (Preview) Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is P...addy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy,...	Possum3	0	583	10:38 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Looking After Dogs (Preview)	Sarco Harris	0	571	07:27 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Sarco Harris
	Travel Funnies (Preview) Did you hear the one about the woman who boarded her plane and discovered she'd been assigned a seat in the bathroom? Or how about the bloke who was scheduled for a 47-year layover? And what about the toddler who publicly called out a woman on his flight for having stinky feet? -- Edited by Richie148 on M...	Richie148	6	629	01:34 PM Jul 18, 2020 by Richie148
	rocket scientist (Preview) ** FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ** Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the fre...	grahos	0	468	11:52 AM Jul 18, 2020 by grahos
	Old Lady. (Preview)	Possum3	0	691	10:05 AM Jul 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Choosing a wife: (Preview) A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...	Possum3	0	573	04:40 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
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