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COVID Mask in Canberra (Yesterday)
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Possum3
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0
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624
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2020.
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Possum3
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0
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740
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Little Billy
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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement...
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Bobdown
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0
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460
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PC.
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Possum3
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1
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546
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Explanation.
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Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a very valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too humiliating. I simply mentioned Id sustained a head injury, and...
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Possum3
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0
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444
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A missionary.........
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A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree a...
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Possum3
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0
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533
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Poker player.
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and e...
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Possum3
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0
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435
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Goodnight all.
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Possum3
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0
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530
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Pussy?
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Possum3
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0
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551
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The inexpensive diagnosis.
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The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?" ... "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr Ward were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which o...
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Possum3
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0
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444
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Texas Juggler.
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A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he wa...
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Possum3
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0
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449
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Keys left in car.
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After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasnt there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition i...
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Possum3
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0
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376
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Deep hole.
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2 guys were hunting and went across a farmer's place .they came across a crevice in the ground they wondered how deep it was so they threw stones down but couldn't hear the bottom. So they found a tyre threw it down the hole but being rubber couldn't hear it hit bottom. So they found a old truck transmissio...
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Possum3
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2
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638
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missing finger.
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Possum3
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0
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399
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Kids come back home.
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0
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443
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Double up?
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0
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442
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QANTAS
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A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son...
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Possum3
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0
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657
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Woman's poem.
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1
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666
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Cyclists.
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Possum3
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2
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659
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Chinese turn table
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Bobdown
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3
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1306
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