Just Joking

Clarky 1 · Clarky 1

"Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find o...

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Collo · Collo

Some of the best lines, Guest: "Excuse me, this wine is corked" Basil:"Corked!..Of course it's corked...thats how they keep the wine in" Sybil: "He's from Barcelona" Manuel: "Non no no...he not rat...he hamster" And of course, Basil: "Don't mention the war...I did, but I think I got away with it" A...

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Clarky 1 · Clarky 1

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme wi...

Bobdown · Bobdown

This is who reads the papers in UK..........

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Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

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Nevd · Nevd

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank y...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...

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Craig1 · Craig1

Just laughin for someone else

Possum3 · Possum3

I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and per...

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	Getting new leads (Preview) "Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find o...	Clarky 1	1	1052	05:54 PM Mar 29, 2021 by peter67
	Back then. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1288	05:53 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Douglas Bader (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1005	04:42 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Craig1
	Planning. (Preview)	Possum3	1	960	04:40 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Craig1
	Different shirt. (Preview)	Possum3	0	901	04:01 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Truism? (Preview)	Possum3	1	1023	01:35 PM Mar 29, 2021 by peter67
	History (Preview)	Bobdown	0	692	11:48 AM Mar 29, 2021 by Bobdown
	Fawlty Towers (Preview) Some of the best lines, Guest: "Excuse me, this wine is corked" Basil:"Corked!..Of course it's corked...thats how they keep the wine in" Sybil: "He's from Barcelona" Manuel: "Non no no...he not rat...he hamster" And of course, Basil: "Don't mention the war...I did, but I think I got away with it" A...	Collo	13	1783	12:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 by tonyd
	Wash the car. (Preview)	Possum3	2	822	05:36 PM Mar 28, 2021 by peter67
	Highway Cop. (Preview)	Possum3	0	781	10:57 AM Mar 28, 2021 by Possum3
	The Workplace Noticeboard (Preview) EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme wi...	Clarky 1	2	835	10:11 AM Mar 28, 2021 by peter67
	British Press (Preview) This is who reads the papers in UK..........	Bobdown	2	1036	10:09 AM Mar 28, 2021 by peter67
	Sex Machine. (Preview)	Possum3	3	1024	11:09 PM Mar 27, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Yes (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	5	1187	01:43 PM Mar 27, 2021 by Craig1
	The other side........... (Preview)	Possum3	3	876	10:41 AM Mar 27, 2021 by peter67
	Community Deed (Preview) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank y...	Nevd	2	943	06:59 PM Mar 26, 2021 by peter67
	Murphys Furniture (Preview) Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...	fwdoz	0	768	04:19 PM Mar 26, 2021 by fwdoz
	Girlfriend needed. (Preview)	Possum3	1	989	11:05 AM Mar 25, 2021 by Blues Man
	A Royal Pair (Preview) Just laughin for someone else	Craig1	0	853	08:37 PM Mar 24, 2021 by Craig1
	Backing van ( From CPC). (Preview) I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and per...	Possum3	4	1340	07:09 PM Mar 24, 2021 by Tony Bev
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