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I'm Fine.
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An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...
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1238
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Irish again and again
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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...
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Craig1
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1654
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Be careful where you hide.
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A CEDA CHEST. A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-pa...
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JayDee
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1078
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Security camera.
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9
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1729
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Before Political Correctness
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Bobdown
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1
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1163
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It's a job.
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There was once two twin brothers who were both born without arms. One day one of the brothers saw that there was a job opening ringing the bell In the bell tower. He goes over there and knocks on the door with his head and the owner answers the door. The owner is unsure about hiring him but decides to give him...
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3
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1657
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Never told me!
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A recently married man was in his garage working on his Celica.His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick."Are you OK ?, whats the matter...
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1207
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The Fly.
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Once upon a time there was a little fly buzzing around a garden and he saw a big pile of crap with a shovel stuck standing in it.He thought to himself yum!So, he landed next to the pile and ate his fill.He ate until he couldn't eat another bite, and once he had as much as he could possibly eat, he went to fly awa...
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1
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1189
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Sign.
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0
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1162
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Redneck Poem.
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1206
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Tribal.
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1189
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Old.
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1497
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Italian Honeymoon.
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A sweet, innocent Italian girl gets married.The girl had never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running to her mother, who lives downstairs.Momma, Momma, she cries. I cant believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?The mother i...
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1057
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Old age.
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784
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Pains,
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757
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Pedantic.
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802
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Raffle ticket.
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742
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Look after your Hat
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Very funny............ https://photos.app.goo.gl/ZEEpEc6bLfvNRbF77
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Bobdown
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0
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798
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Statues.
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0
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739
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Memories.
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