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Trucker breakfast.
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A Linfox trucker came into a truck stop cafe on the A1 and placed his order.He said, "I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flattyres...
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669
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Breathe in.
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Possum3
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0
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637
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Dinner guest.
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Possum3
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0
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623
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Mr Fix it.
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Possum3
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0
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615
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Catfish.
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Possum3
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0
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660
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The wife.
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Possum3
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1
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639
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BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!*
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THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...
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aussie_paul
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2
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544
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Do the dishes.
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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is out...
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Possum3
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466
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Ostrich.
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That wi...
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Possum3
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0
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640
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THE PERFECT WIFE
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Hendo
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2
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951
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NAILED IT
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Craig1
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Visit to Cemetery
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You won't see the ending coming in this one............. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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880
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Wife is best for first aid
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Craig1
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3
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993
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Driven across the Nullabotr, got 10 minutes to spare.
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On a Vid, Old Guy and Road Rager. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK79Xblpus
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PeterInSa
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1
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527
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Borrowed car.
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Possum3
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2
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729
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Potatoes.
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Possum3
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0
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859
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Coming this summer
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This will get you off the couch...........
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Bobdown
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1
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828
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Junk.
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Possum3
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0
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508
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Laughs for today
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Bobdown
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0
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580
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Employment interview.
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Roy E
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951
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