Just Joking

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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower upstairs.The man realises that he can't find the rake.He yells up to his wife at the bathroom window, "Where is the rake?"She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a ra...

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Mother was out, and dad was in charge.She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.After several cups of tea and...

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"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fo...

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Nothing wrong with using the pot...........

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Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...

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A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...

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FIXING THE GUTTER DOWNSPOUT Today, My wife said to me, "Honey, get off your ass and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at my age, and most of my friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's". So, I...

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Remember those days? JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION A virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...

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An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...

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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...

JayDee · JayDee

A CEDA CHEST. A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-pa...

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	Sign Language. (Preview) A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower upstairs.The man realises that he can't find the rake.He yells up to his wife at the bathroom window, "Where is the rake?"She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a ra...	Possum3	0	591	07:26 AM Mar 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Deadly terms. (Preview)	Possum3	0	686	07:24 AM Mar 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Cutie. (Preview) Mother was out, and dad was in charge.She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.After several cups of tea and...	Possum3	0	710	11:17 PM Mar 8, 2021 by Possum3
	Old Lady Driving. (Preview) "An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"...Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fo...	Possum3	0	620	11:13 AM Mar 8, 2021 by Possum3
	Winter in the Arctic (Preview) Nothing wrong with using the pot...........	Bobdown	2	1054	02:26 PM Mar 7, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Sexual Truths (Preview) Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...	Bobdown	0	872	08:30 PM Mar 6, 2021 by Bobdown
	Vegan (Preview)	fwdoz	5	1496	06:29 PM Mar 6, 2021 by Bobdown
	Rye Bread (Preview)	yobarr	0	966	07:40 PM Mar 5, 2021 by yobarr
	Tattoos (Preview) A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...	Roy E	2	1261	07:09 PM Mar 5, 2021 by dorian
	downpipe (Preview) FIXING THE GUTTER DOWNSPOUT Today, My wife said to me, "Honey, get off your ass and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at my age, and most of my friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's". So, I...	Craig1	0	866	05:16 PM Mar 5, 2021 by Craig1
	golf (Preview)	Craig1	1	1350	02:21 PM Mar 5, 2021 by Magnarc
	Once a King always a King... Once a night is not enough (Preview) Remember those days? JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION A virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...	JayDee	0	875	06:59 AM Mar 5, 2021 by JayDee
	Clever Dog (Preview)	Possum3	1	1506	08:47 AM Mar 4, 2021 by Blues Man
	Mosquito (Preview)	Possum3	1	1410	05:31 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Craig1
	Campfire (Preview)	Possum3	0	1244	04:48 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Sometimes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1137	04:43 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Guessing game. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1331	01:49 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Tony Bev
	I'm Fine. (Preview) An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...	Possum3	0	1164	01:25 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Irish again and again (Preview) VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...	Craig1	2	1564	09:22 AM Mar 3, 2021 by Blues Man
	Be careful where you hide. (Preview) A CEDA CHEST. A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-pa...	JayDee	0	1011	07:36 AM Mar 3, 2021 by JayDee
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