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Lap Dancing.
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Possum3
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0
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564
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Mary J.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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898
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Flat tyre
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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572
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Boy Scouts.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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8
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1405
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Walk.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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820
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Shoe shine boy.
(Preview)
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the WallStreet Journal and the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the stock market?"The...
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Possum3
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1
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894
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Busted.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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561
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The toast.
(Preview)
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for best toast of the n...
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Roy E
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0
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567
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A frustrated wife....
(Preview)
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less pantiesin an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ...enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less p...
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aussie_paul
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0
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478
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Collingwood Banner
(Preview)
Not too bright down at Collingwood, they misspelt Tonight in 2018 and again a couple of weeks ago, funny thing is they played the Suns at 11.00 in the morning. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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4
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783
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Sleeping.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1387
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Toys.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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612
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Rules.
(Preview)
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...
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Possum3
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0
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550
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Jesus V Satan
(Preview)
Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...
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fwdoz
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2
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575
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Still think I was right
(Preview)
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Aus-Kiwi
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0
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487
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The Laws of Life
(Preview)
THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...
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fwdoz
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1
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620
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Clergy.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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684
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Seniors Wedding Night
(Preview)
Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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1
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804
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Good
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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715
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Skilled worker?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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579
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