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ONE FOR THE LADIES - From CPC.
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Four blokes 'round a campfire, knocking stubbies downThey'd been fishing all day long, then spent an hour in townNow beside their caravans they watched a lady driving in'One of us will have to park it '....he said it with a grin.She was looking for her site as she calmly drove alongJust humming to the r...
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Possum3
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0
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659
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Kids today.
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Possum3
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658
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A Male Fairy Tale...
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Once upon a time,A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"The Princess immediately said. "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after,androde motorcycles anddated slim, long-legged, full-breasted women,andhunted and fishedand raced cars, and went to titty barsanddate...
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Bobdown
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8
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1687
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Mum v Dad.
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1135
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God.
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventhHe inquired, --- "Where have you been?"God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, -...
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Possum3
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0
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1148
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Shooting.
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Possum3
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2
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1180
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Tripped.
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Possum3
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1
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1154
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The rabbi and the priest
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To wh...
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Bobdown
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891
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Tech support.
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...
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Possum3
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2
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1164
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No Jumper Leads.
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Possum3
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5
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1461
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Pilots v Maintenance Engineers
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Been around for a while but I've always liked this: Aircraft stuff
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Mike Harding
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1
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1009
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Truism.
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Possum3
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10
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1495
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Covid
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Recoup
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1
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1181
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Bowelled over.
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0
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966
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Dough
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Listen/read very quickly at the end..........funny Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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4
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1388
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An obedient wife.
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Roy E
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1
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1262
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Coffee/tea.
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Possum3
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1
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1100
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Tinder.
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Possum3
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1
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936
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I'd have second thoughts .............
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Possum3
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0
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730
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Feet.
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Possum3
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3
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1415
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