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could be anything
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or moreJuly 07, 2021Given the experts continue to focus on stats and figures which bear little relation to the quality of life enjoyed by most Australians, Advance thought itd be worth sharing a brilliant social media post thats been doing the rounds.The lament which was written by Gary J Matthews i...
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Husband home.
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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and...
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Lemon juice.
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The local bar is so sure that its bar tender is the strongest man around that they offer a standing $1,000 bet.The bar tender squeezes a lemon until all the juice runs into a glass, and hands the lemon to a patron.Anyone who can squeeze one more drop of juice out of it wins the money.Over time many people ha...
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An oldie.
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After 37 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.His new girlfriend demanded that they live in his and his wifes multi-million dollar home and since the mans lawyers were better than his wifes, he prevailed.He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out.She spent the firs...
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Summer.
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MIL.
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My Kids are this "Lucky".
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Tea
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Noah again.
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b s climbs high
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climb high https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/979807 n-a-certain-day-a-bull-and-a-pheasant-were Try this one with luck -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:02 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:59:20 PM
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Covid question
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I went to see my Doctor the other day for a check-up and while I was there asked him how long he thought this Covid thing would last. He said how in the hell would I know, Im a Doctor not a politician
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Very Stiff
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Political Animals.
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All I'm sayin' is the difference between animals and humans is - "Animals would never allow the dumbest in the herd to lead them". -- Edited by Possum3 on Monday 5th of July 2021 10:48:40 AM
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climb high -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:26 PM
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Arresting thought.
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A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:...I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI broug...
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Got the job.
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I need some questions answered, please
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1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we knowthe batteries are flat?3. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when theyknow there is not enough?4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?5. Why does someo...
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Only in California..
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I walked in to the gas Station to get a Dr. Pepper .... don't judge me.When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.I saw her & thought, Is this lady stupid or crazy? With the cops right there too..!But anyway, I went inside and got my Dr Pepper. As I was pay...
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Enough said.
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