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Mike Harding · Mike Harding

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up scream...

orid · orid

I was in the Tavern the other day , when in walked this bloke with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder ? He walked up to the bar and said to the barman " I'll have a whisky and one for the road " Orid

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Possum3 · Possum3

The Geography of a WomanBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed a...

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orid · orid

He went to the doctors , Doctor said " Whats up and how can I help you today"? He said ,"well Doctor I keep having this dream ,where these beautiful girls keep running to me ,wanting me and I keep pushing them away!!" "Well" said the doctor ," what would you like me to do?" Break my arms!

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Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997--Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams: Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or...

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Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough... Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research... It was discovered by accident. Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties... We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scra...

Possum3 · Possum3

She was so flat chested that removing her bra was like opening a birthday card and there is no money inside.

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Possum3 · Possum3

There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed.A friend approaches him and asks, "Why the long face, Ralph?""Oh, I'm just bored. I know every person in the entire world now, and there's just nothing left to challenge me."His friend says, "No, you can't know everyone. Do you kno...

Possum3 · Possum3

Four blokes 'round a campfire, knocking stubbies downThey'd been fishing all day long, then spent an hour in townNow beside their caravans they watched a lady driving in'One of us will have to park it '....he said it with a grin.She was looking for her site as she calmly drove alongJust humming to the r...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Once upon a time,A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"The Princess immediately said. "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after,androde motorcycles anddated slim, long-legged, full-breasted women,andhunted and fishedand raced cars, and went to titty barsanddate...

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventhHe inquired, --- "Where have you been?"God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, -...

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	Romance (Preview) These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up scream...	Mike Harding	0	350	07:57 AM May 27, 2021 by Mike Harding
	down at the pub (Preview) I was in the Tavern the other day , when in walked this bloke with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder ? He walked up to the bar and said to the barman " I'll have a whisky and one for the road " Orid	orid	0	517	12:52 AM May 27, 2021 by orid
	Milking lesson. (Preview)	Possum3	0	477	02:06 PM May 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Woman v man. (Preview) The Geography of a WomanBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed a...	Possum3	1	647	09:08 AM May 26, 2021 by Roy E
	Remember. (Preview)	Possum3	1	604	08:23 PM May 25, 2021 by Craig1
	BAD DREAM (Preview) He went to the doctors , Doctor said " Whats up and how can I help you today"? He said ,"well Doctor I keep having this dream ,where these beautiful girls keep running to me ,wanting me and I keep pushing them away!!" "Well" said the doctor ," what would you like me to do?" Break my arms!	orid	2	669	05:47 PM May 25, 2021 by peter67
	Potatoes. (Preview)	Possum3	1	707	05:45 PM May 25, 2021 by peter67
	The physics of hell (Preview) The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997--Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams: Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or...	Mike Harding	2	1206	11:24 AM May 25, 2021 by dorian
	Little Sally. (Preview)	Possum3	1	677	10:03 AM May 25, 2021 by Des and Jane
	Movie role. (Preview)	Possum3	0	467	10:02 AM May 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Wasp. (Preview)	Possum3	0	412	06:45 AM May 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Reports from the engineering team to the CEO (Preview) The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough... Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research... It was discovered by accident. Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties... We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scra...	Mike Harding	3	724	05:29 PM May 24, 2021 by Craig1
	Descriptive. (Preview) She was so flat chested that removing her bra was like opening a birthday card and there is no money inside.	Possum3	0	636	05:27 PM May 24, 2021 by Possum3
	Shopping trolley. (Preview)	Possum3	0	998	10:29 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
	The Bored Man (Preview) There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed.A friend approaches him and asks, "Why the long face, Ralph?""Oh, I'm just bored. I know every person in the entire world now, and there's just nothing left to challenge me."His friend says, "No, you can't know everyone. Do you kno...	Possum3	0	663	10:05 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
	ONE FOR THE LADIES - From CPC. (Preview) Four blokes 'round a campfire, knocking stubbies downThey'd been fishing all day long, then spent an hour in townNow beside their caravans they watched a lady driving in'One of us will have to park it '....he said it with a grin.She was looking for her site as she calmly drove alongJust humming to the r...	Possum3	0	605	09:36 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
	Kids today. (Preview)	Possum3	0	616	09:31 AM May 23, 2021 by Possum3
	A Male Fairy Tale... (Preview) Once upon a time,A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"The Princess immediately said. "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after,androde motorcycles anddated slim, long-legged, full-breasted women,andhunted and fishedand raced cars, and went to titty barsanddate...	Bobdown	8	1599	09:29 AM May 23, 2021 by Craig1
	Mum v Dad. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1063	10:19 PM May 22, 2021 by Possum3
	God. (Preview) God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventhHe inquired, --- "Where have you been?"God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, -...	Possum3	0	1076	05:57 PM May 22, 2021 by Possum3
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