Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

fwdoz · fwdoz

THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob

Craig1 · Craig1

ha ha

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Possum3 · Possum3

-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 14th of May 2021 08:40:30 AM

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KFT · KFT

A couple of weeks after badly spraining my ankle, I went to my doctor today and he asked what I'd been doing.I replied, "Just lounging around all day, looking at the internet on my computer, drinking coffee, texting my mates."He got pretty angry and said, "I told you not to go back to your workplace for a...

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

What? No jokes today? I'm disappointed.

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...

Recoup · Recoup

-- Edited by Recoup on Wednesday 12th of May 2021 05:32:03 PM

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Toys. (Preview)	Possum3	0	544	09:40 AM May 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Rules. (Preview) 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...	Possum3	0	491	09:28 AM May 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Jesus V Satan (Preview) Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...	fwdoz	2	515	08:33 AM May 15, 2021 by peter67
	Still think I was right (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	406	10:49 PM May 14, 2021 by Aus-Kiwi
	The Laws of Life (Preview) THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...	fwdoz	1	542	08:28 PM May 14, 2021 by Greg 1
	Clergy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	623	07:30 PM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Seniors Wedding Night (Preview) Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	734	04:46 PM May 14, 2021 by peter67
	Good (Preview) ha ha	Craig1	0	637	03:33 PM May 14, 2021 by Craig1
	Skilled worker? (Preview)	Possum3	0	521	02:09 PM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Message. (Preview)	Possum3	2	500	09:31 AM May 14, 2021 by peter67
	Karen. (Preview)	Possum3	1	724	08:45 AM May 14, 2021 by Roy E
	Can you relate? (Preview)	Possum3	0	586	08:42 AM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Pooh. (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 14th of May 2021 08:40:30 AM	Possum3	0	564	08:38 AM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	69. (Preview)	Possum3	0	365	08:34 AM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Injured Ankle (Preview) A couple of weeks after badly spraining my ankle, I went to my doctor today and he asked what I'd been doing.I replied, "Just lounging around all day, looking at the internet on my computer, drinking coffee, texting my mates."He got pretty angry and said, "I told you not to go back to your workplace for a...	KFT	1	543	05:43 PM May 13, 2021 by grahos
	No jokes? (Preview) What? No jokes today? I'm disappointed.	Buzz Lightbulb	0	648	03:45 PM May 13, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Circumcised. (Preview)	Possum3	1	883	08:23 PM May 12, 2021 by oldbloke
	Foreplay. (Preview) After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...	Possum3	2	668	08:21 PM May 12, 2021 by oldbloke
	Do you want a Job (Preview) -- Edited by Recoup on Wednesday 12th of May 2021 05:32:03 PM	Recoup	0	470	05:30 PM May 12, 2021 by Recoup
	Aha . If woman run the world ? Pffft they do . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	532	12:18 PM May 12, 2021 by Aus-Kiwi
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