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Eating in th 50's.
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Possum3
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5
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907
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List.
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Possum3
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4
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1619
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Math.
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Possum3
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0
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737
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Disaster in Hospital
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This fellow is in hospital with two broken leg. He is taken short during the night and soils the bed. Nurse changes the sheets and cleans him up. The following night the same thing occurs and, feeling extremely ashamed, he rolls the offending poo into little balls and flicks them down the ward. Two days...
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Magnarc
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0
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934
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Cowboy Chili.
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Possum3
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0
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761
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Cowboy Shave.
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Possum3
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0
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772
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The wine bottle.
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking...
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Roy E
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2
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1082
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Postcard from Europe
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"I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to another woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life."
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dorian
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0
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868
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PDF reader
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Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He's described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe.
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fwdoz
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18
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1470
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The golfing Pastor
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A pastor who loves to golf has three golfing buddies who don't go to church constantly telling him how good the golf is on Sunday mornings. "The course is almost deserted" they tell him "and, the weather is always nice". Finally, the pastor gives in and on Saturday evening calls the Associate Pastor an...
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fwdoz
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3
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899
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Na num en ah.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 12th of March 2021 05:35:08 PM
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Possum3
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2
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1299
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Mr Perfect
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happe...
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Bobdown
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3
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1393
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ACT Fashion.
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Possum3
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1
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1211
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Bull Sale.
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My wife and i went to the beefy auction the other week at the Townsville Sales and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull sale.We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'this bull mated 50 times last year'.My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and sai...
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Possum3
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1
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1557
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Password.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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1249
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JOYCE AND FRANK - From CP&C.
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Joyce and Frank had had enough, they were calling it a day.The happy hour had been and gone, it was time to hit the hay.Frank was in his undies as he curled up in the bedJoyce said she would shower first,then find a magazine she hadn't readThey loved this caravanning life,the great wide open spacesThey'...
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Possum3
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3
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796
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Best joke this year ,copied from another side
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Recoup
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1
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690
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Remember.
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Possum3
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0
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597
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Grandma.
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Possum3
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0
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553
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Maybe.
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Possum3
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0
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742
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