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Ostrich.
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That wi...
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0
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579
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THE PERFECT WIFE
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Hendo
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2
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855
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NAILED IT
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Craig1
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4
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1286
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Visit to Cemetery
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You won't see the ending coming in this one............. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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774
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Wife is best for first aid
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Craig1
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3
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884
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Driven across the Nullabotr, got 10 minutes to spare.
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On a Vid, Old Guy and Road Rager. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK79Xblpus
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PeterInSa
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1
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422
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Borrowed car.
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2
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671
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Potatoes.
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785
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Coming this summer
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This will get you off the couch...........
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Bobdown
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1
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751
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Junk.
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0
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442
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Laughs for today
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Bobdown
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0
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457
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Employment interview.
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Roy E
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2
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866
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Indian
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would le...
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718
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Tech Support
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A young woman submitted the below to tech support about her relationship with her new husband, presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!THE QUERYDear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded fro...
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skins
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459
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Gender neutral.
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1
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700
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dont worry
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Craig1
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0
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955
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Just advice.
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Possum3
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0
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657
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Alcohol = Good decision - Never!
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Possum3
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0
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695
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Who counted?
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631
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At the Checkout.
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So I am at Coles scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the cashier "monitors" and then this happened.Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?Me - excuse me?Her - you are wasting our bags!Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on ove...
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444
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