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Asleep at the wheel.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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450
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I failed.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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742
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Train trip.
(Preview)
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he's in the upper bunk and she's in the lower.At 1:00 AM, he leans over an...
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Possum3
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0
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996
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Scottish?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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563
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Police Harassment.
(Preview)
"A police station received this question from a resident through the feedback section of a local Police website:I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?In response, a sergeant posted this reply:First of all, let me tell you this .....
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Possum3
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4
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1077
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Gay spider?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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742
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I've been thinking ....
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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570
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Chicken.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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454
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Last seat.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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467
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The Rabbi.
(Preview)
At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "Irving, I need a favour - I'm sleeping with the rabbi's wife.Can you hold him in temple for an hour after services for me?"Irving not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.After services, h...
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Possum3
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0
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435
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New Priest
(Preview)
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.The old priest suggests,Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your ch...
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Possum3
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0
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412
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Some covid animals
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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1
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609
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Nomad Wonderings.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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437
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Marriage tip.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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7
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1238
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Control.
(Preview)
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. Do you always carry your TV remote with you?She replied. No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of foot...
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Possum3
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0
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359
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Irish elevator.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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449
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Elderly golf.
(Preview)
Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went. His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...
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Possum3
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0
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374
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Wife at the gynaecologist
(Preview)
I was due for an appointment with the clater in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about...
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Possum3
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0
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371
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NSW Christmas Eve.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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414
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Sample.
(Preview)
An 85-year-old man was asked by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.The next day, the old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as i...
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Possum3
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0
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351
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