|
In case of fire
(Preview)
|
anolphart
|
0
|
553
|
|
|
|
|
Taken aback.
(Preview)
|
Possum3
|
1
|
730
|
|
|
|
|
Hard To Imagine These Were Real Ads .............
(Preview)
I like the Lux Ad, it wonder some of us survived the 50's. Cheers Bob
|
Bobdown
|
20
|
1332
|
|
|
|
|
confession
(Preview)
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me...
|
Craig1
|
2
|
405
|
|
|
|
|
Rules of entry.
(Preview)
|
Possum3
|
0
|
412
|
|
|
|
|
Second opinion.
(Preview)
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Ye...
|
Possum3
|
0
|
317
|
|
|
|
|
Today's joke...have a great weekend.
(Preview)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and the i...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
496
|
|
|
|
|
Golf Injury
(Preview)
A woman on a golf course hears someone call out, Fore! followed by a scream of pain. She looks around and sees a man bent over, clutching both hands in his crotch so she runs to him. Im a doctor, she says, Do as I say. Lie down on the ground. When he does, she kneels over him, undoes his belt, undoes his trouse...
|
Mein
|
0
|
439
|
|
|
|
|
Memories.
(Preview)
|
Possum3
|
3
|
694
|
|
|
|
|
Second opinion.
(Preview)
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Ye...
|
Possum3
|
0
|
413
|
|
|
|
|
How the cookie crumbles
(Preview)
For real or not ? The Cookie Crumbles.Fact or Fiction? The cookie starts to crumble...the masks begin to fall off! The Chinese biological laboratory in Wuhan is owned by Glaxosmithkline, which (accidentally) owns Pfizer, the one who makes the vaccine against the virus which was (accidentall...
|
Craig1
|
4
|
936
|
|
|
|
|
Thinking of your mates
(Preview)
Subject: FW: For my Friends :) BE SURE TO READ THIS This explains why friends forward jokes. I've never thought of it this way before.A man and his dog were walking along a road The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying and that the...
|
Craig1
|
3
|
1071
|
|
|
|
|
Walmart people
(Preview)
Freak show from Walmart ..........you will need Powerpoint slideshow to open sorry. Cheers Bob
|
Bobdown
|
6
|
1240
|
|
|
|
|
Mildred.
(Preview)
|
Possum3
|
0
|
501
|
|
|
|
|
Condition.
(Preview)
An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologize, the girl...
|
Possum3
|
0
|
441
|
|
|
|
|
Woman
(Preview)
A plane is about to crash so a young woman jumps up, takes off all her clothes and yells, "Is there a man in here that can make me feel like a woman?" A middle aged man jumps up and rips off his shirt, He yells back to the woman, "Here iron this"
|
Possum3
|
0
|
681
|
|
|
|
|
Mama.
(Preview)
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more b...
|
Possum3
|
2
|
738
|
|
|
|
|
SAUSAGES
(Preview)
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days??.A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if...
|
Possum3
|
2
|
850
|
|
|
|
|
Flower?
(Preview)
|
Possum3
|
0
|
632
|
|
|
|
|
Confessional.
(Preview)
|
Possum3
|
0
|
366
|
|
|
