Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg for it, and she rolls over and plays de...

anolphart · anolphart

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...

anolphart · anolphart

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that you say Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I sai...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Yesterday my son e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Other than making knives and sitting around the computer drinking rum isn't a good thing". (Talking about me "doing-something-useful" seems to be his favorite topic of conversation.)He is "only thinking of...

anolphart · anolphart

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair...

anolphart · anolphart

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, s...

anolphart · anolphart

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "Ooh need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Guy Takes His Girlfriend To Her First Football Game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience."Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Lady Police Officers.from around the world.. Hong Kong... India... Indonesia.... Japan... Malaysia... North Korea... Pakistan... Philippines... Singapore... South Korea... Taiwan... Vietnam... Then there's.... The USA... Maybe they just eat the bad guys...

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-- Edited by Possum3 on Wednesday 29th of September 2021 10:45:06 PM

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anolphart · anolphart

Collo · Collo

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three....the rest are true stories!!

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	Doggie style (Preview) Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg for it, and she rolls over and plays de...	anolphart	0	609	11:45 AM Oct 1, 2021 by anolphart
	Chinese sex (Preview) I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!	anolphart	0	702	10:02 AM Oct 1, 2021 by anolphart
	Happy Marriage. (Preview) A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...	Possum3	0	625	08:16 AM Oct 1, 2021 by Possum3
	Mickey files for divorce (Preview) Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that you say Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I sai...	anolphart	0	872	11:24 PM Sep 30, 2021 by anolphart
	I joined a club. (Preview) Yesterday my son e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Other than making knives and sitting around the computer drinking rum isn't a good thing". (Talking about me "doing-something-useful" seems to be his favorite topic of conversation.)He is "only thinking of...	oldbloke	0	697	06:54 PM Sep 30, 2021 by oldbloke
	Her monkey (Preview) A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair...	anolphart	1	635	05:10 PM Sep 30, 2021 by peter67
	A wife comes home late ... (Preview) A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, s...	anolphart	0	519	02:06 PM Sep 30, 2021 by anolphart
	I need ... (Preview) A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "Ooh need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into h...	anolphart	0	539	01:54 PM Sep 30, 2021 by anolphart
	Great Story... (Preview) A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...	aussie_paul	0	596	10:54 AM Sep 30, 2021 by aussie_paul
	American football. (Preview) A Guy Takes His Girlfriend To Her First Football Game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience."Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were...	Possum3	0	582	09:26 AM Sep 30, 2021 by Possum3
	I couldn't help myself. (Preview)	Possum3	1	590	08:05 AM Sep 30, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Lady Police Officers (Preview) Lady Police Officers.from around the world.. Hong Kong... India... Indonesia.... Japan... Malaysia... North Korea... Pakistan... Philippines... Singapore... South Korea... Taiwan... Vietnam... Then there's.... The USA... Maybe they just eat the bad guys...	Bobdown	6	2055	08:02 AM Sep 30, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Dreaming again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	538	07:28 AM Sep 30, 2021 by Possum3
	Penis poem. (Language) (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Wednesday 29th of September 2021 10:45:06 PM	Possum3	0	641	10:43 PM Sep 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Free test. (Preview)	Possum3	0	746	02:58 PM Sep 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Resourceful (Preview)	Possum3	0	632	08:00 AM Sep 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Optimist. (Preview)	Possum3	0	638	07:58 AM Sep 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Daddy? (Preview)	Possum3	0	773	07:56 AM Sep 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Holiday sex (Preview)	anolphart	0	592	07:28 AM Sep 29, 2021 by anolphart
	Another one for DMaxer (Preview) Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three....the rest are true stories!!	Collo	4	963	09:17 PM Sep 28, 2021 by watsea
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