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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...

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A student failed in the final Law Exam and decided to make a deal with the Professor.Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.The Professor agreed.Student asked:...

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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...

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A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBANDWIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you...

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Sandyfreckle · Sandyfreckle

(Q) What did Nana Mouskouri say when she gave up smoking dope ? (A0 What's this **** music I'm singing !!!!!!

Craig1 · Craig1

or moreJuly 07, 2021Given the experts continue to focus on stats and figures which bear little relation to the quality of life enjoyed by most Australians, Advance thought itd be worth sharing a brilliant social media post thats been doing the rounds.The lament which was written by Gary J Matthews i...

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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and...

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The local bar is so sure that its bar tender is the strongest man around that they offer a standing $1,000 bet.The bar tender squeezes a lemon until all the juice runs into a glass, and hands the lemon to a patron.Anyone who can squeeze one more drop of juice out of it wins the money.Over time many people ha...

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After 37 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.His new girlfriend demanded that they live in his and his wifes multi-million dollar home and since the mans lawyers were better than his wifes, he prevailed.He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out.She spent the firs...

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Craig1 · Craig1

climb high https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/979807

n-a-certain-day-a-bull-and-a-pheasant-were Try this one with luck -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:02 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:59:20 PM

Giggleswick · Giggleswick

I went to see my Doctor the other day for a check-up and while I was there asked him how long he thought this Covid thing would last. He said how in the hell would I know, Im a Doctor not a politician

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	Made me spit my Tea out. (Preview)	Possum3	0	740	12:45 PM Jul 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Risque'. (Preview) A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...	Possum3	0	796	12:20 PM Jul 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	857	11:49 AM Jul 13, 2021 by Bobdown
	Law Professor. (Preview) A student failed in the final Law Exam and decided to make a deal with the Professor.Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.The Professor agreed.Student asked:...	Possum3	0	920	11:24 AM Jul 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Face mask award. (Preview)	Possum3	2	811	10:33 PM Jul 12, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Hillbilly hunting for ducks (Preview) A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...	skins	0	716	07:38 PM Jul 12, 2021 by skins
	Bread. (Preview) A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBANDWIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you...	Possum3	1	996	04:50 PM Jul 12, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Aust Post NSW. (Preview)	Possum3	2	713	12:23 PM Jul 12, 2021 by Craig1
	Nana Mouskouri ....., (Preview) (Q) What did Nana Mouskouri say when she gave up smoking dope ? (A0 What's this **** music I'm singing !!!!!!	Sandyfreckle	7	1352	09:31 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Craig1
	could be anything (Preview) or moreJuly 07, 2021Given the experts continue to focus on stats and figures which bear little relation to the quality of life enjoyed by most Australians, Advance thought itd be worth sharing a brilliant social media post thats been doing the rounds.The lament which was written by Gary J Matthews i...	Craig1	6	1317	09:28 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Craig1
	Husband home. (Preview) Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"Ralph looked out the window and...	Possum3	0	460	08:50 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Lemon juice. (Preview) The local bar is so sure that its bar tender is the strongest man around that they offer a standing $1,000 bet.The bar tender squeezes a lemon until all the juice runs into a glass, and hands the lemon to a patron.Anyone who can squeeze one more drop of juice out of it wins the money.Over time many people ha...	Possum3	1	710	08:12 AM Jul 12, 2021 by Mike Harding
	An oldie. (Preview) After 37 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.His new girlfriend demanded that they live in his and his wifes multi-million dollar home and since the mans lawyers were better than his wifes, he prevailed.He gave his now ex-wife just three days to move out.She spent the firs...	Possum3	0	895	01:05 PM Jul 11, 2021 by Possum3
	Summer. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1037	01:39 PM Jul 10, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	MIL. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1146	01:14 PM Jul 10, 2021 by Possum3
	My Kids are this "Lucky". (Preview)	Possum3	0	973	11:56 AM Jul 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Tea (Preview)	Possum3	0	1055	08:57 AM Jul 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Noah again. (Preview)	Possum3	0	796	08:56 AM Jul 10, 2021 by Possum3
	b s climbs high (Preview) climb high https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/979807n-a-certain-day-a-bull-and-a-pheasant-were Try this one with luck -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:55:02 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 8th of July 2021 08:59:20 PM	Craig1	4	1368	07:37 PM Jul 9, 2021 by Craig1
	Covid question (Preview) I went to see my Doctor the other day for a check-up and while I was there asked him how long he thought this Covid thing would last. He said how in the hell would I know, Im a Doctor not a politician	Giggleswick	0	1064	03:24 PM Jul 9, 2021 by Giggleswick
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