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Tastes like chicken.
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Possum3
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0
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598
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A Truck Load of Political Promises
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Plain Truth
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2
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758
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todays funnies
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Bobdown
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0
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673
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Old vs young
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WHY I LOVE OLD WOMEN! SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman a...
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Bobdown
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0
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572
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In the Territory.
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Possum3
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2
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702
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FUNNY CAPTION PICTURES...
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Over the Next few days I will be posting a pic, and your job is to give us a funny caption Lets start with this.....
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Des and Jane
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5
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1079
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Poem (A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT) Stolen from Robert Dungey CPC -
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Rick and Sue pulled up, in the parking bay at handThey could hear something was rattling on their well worn caravanWhen they got out and perused it, their worst fears were the truthBits were flying off old 'Mabels' weathered, tattered roof.'She's absolutely buggered mum'.... was Rick's sad news t...
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Possum3
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2
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733
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Quickie.
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Possum3
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2
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1023
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Risque!
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Possum3
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0
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486
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Orgasm.
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Possum3
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0
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540
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Traffic Cop.
(Preview)
Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...
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Possum3
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0
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436
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They must be joking.
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Possum3
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3
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521
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Drunk staggers into a confessional box
(Preview)
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down and starts grunting, but says nothing. Suddenly there is a very bad smell coming from the confessional box.The Priest coughs a few times to get the drunks attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pound...
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skins
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0
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434
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You are a NUN!
(Preview)
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago . She looked over in the corner and saw one of the weighing machines that would also do a prediction. She thought to herself, " I'll give it a try and see what it tells me.She went over to the machine , stepped up on the scale and put her nickel...
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skins
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0
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464
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Favourite child?
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Possum3
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0
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435
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Outdoors.
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Possum3
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0
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464
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Our P. M.
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slight re jig Subject: Our P.M. Scott Morrison was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Morrison if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class...
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Craig1
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1
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453
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Walking.
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Possum3
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0
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469
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masking more
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Craig1
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0
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725
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Gilligan.
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Possum3
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0
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582
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