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Thoughts and such.
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1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldnt find any.3. I failed math so many times at school, I cant even count.4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigge...
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1
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1073
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Paddy & Murphy.
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0
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865
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Chicks be like.
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4
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1141
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Chinese submarines fleet 79 + 3
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Breaking news. A decade after the submarine paperwork has still not been sorted out in Australia. The Chinese have built three copies of these proposed submarines for testing to add to the their fleet of 6 nuclear powered submarines & fuel cell submarines, which form are part of their 79 submari...
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Whenarewethere
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1
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1481
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How to crack an egg
(Preview)
This is just nuts.........
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Bobdown
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3
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792
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Goat.
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The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having."Goat," the little boy replied."Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?""Yep," said the youngster...
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1
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1569
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Diet.
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0
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642
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Lawyer.
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0
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751
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Marriage.
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Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...
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0
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740
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Good wife.
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976
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Protection
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anolphart
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1
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1105
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Brian.
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Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...
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0
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988
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AFP - Inspection.
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A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...
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4
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905
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Moses.
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890
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Blind trust
(Preview)
Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.
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Whenarewethere
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5
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1458
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Drunk.
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A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...
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0
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815
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Science.
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God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...
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0
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1041
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Happiness.
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0
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1055
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Bad Day?
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0
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639
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Loyal customer.
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646
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