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Possum3 · Possum3

Black Bra (as told by a woman):I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes....

Possum3 · Possum3

The Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper called Guido, knowing hed hear nothing and could never testify against him.He discovers, however, a year later that the bookkeeper has embezzled $10 million.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer wh...

Craig1 · Craig1

could it be?

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Possum3 · Possum3

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

Athur, wanted desperately to be a hit man for the Mafia so he approached the boss and asked him for a job. The boss says "You have to prove that you are good enough. Go out and kill these two men with your bare hands. And just to make it a hit, here's a dollar." Arthur is pleased that he has a chance to join the M...

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Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Sorry to my "used to be blonde" wife!!! A Blonde Bombshell buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.She drives the car perfectly well during the day, butat night the car just won't move at all.She tries driving the car at night for a week butstill no luck. She then furiously calls theBMW dealers and they send...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Patrick was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time. Sa...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a boo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smot...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman goes into Kmart and tells the shop assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The shop assistant tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BR...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Black Bra. (Preview) Black Bra (as told by a woman):I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes....	Possum3	1	1044	09:08 AM Nov 16, 2021 by Blues Man
	Guido. (Preview) The Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper called Guido, knowing hed hear nothing and could never testify against him.He discovers, however, a year later that the bookkeeper has embezzled $10 million.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer wh...	Possum3	1	964	06:22 AM Nov 15, 2021 by SoloMC
	The Truth about Eddie (Preview) could it be?	Craig1	2	1300	04:22 PM Nov 14, 2021 by Craig1
	Drs advice. (Preview)	Possum3	0	769	02:16 PM Nov 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Shoe shine boy. (Preview) Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...	Possum3	0	570	02:09 PM Nov 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Mafia hit man (Preview) Athur, wanted desperately to be a hit man for the Mafia so he approached the boss and asked him for a job. The boss says "You have to prove that you are good enough. Go out and kill these two men with your bare hands. And just to make it a hit, here's a dollar." Arthur is pleased that he has a chance to join the M...	Buzz Lightbulb	0	711	01:07 PM Nov 14, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Dad did you know.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	903	04:32 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	A Blonde Bombshell (Preview) Sorry to my "used to be blonde" wife!!! A Blonde Bombshell buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.She drives the car perfectly well during the day, butat night the car just won't move at all.She tries driving the car at night for a week butstill no luck. She then furiously calls theBMW dealers and they send...	aussie_paul	0	730	04:31 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Patrick & the punt (Preview) Patrick was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time. Sa...	aussie_paul	0	669	04:28 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	The Men's Shed Group.... (Preview) We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work "Woodworking for Profit and Pleasure", came up with an interesting suggestion. He said his wife thought that we should read a boo...	aussie_paul	0	841	04:27 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	The Baptist Dinner... (Preview) A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smot...	aussie_paul	0	667	04:24 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	In the Confessional... (Preview) An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...	aussie_paul	0	633	04:21 PM Nov 13, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Bit of light humour... (Preview) A woman goes into Kmart and tells the shop assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The shop assistant tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BR...	aussie_paul	2	1351	11:52 AM Nov 13, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Women or Wine? (Preview)	anolphart	0	749	12:34 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	Yeah sure, it's the dress! (Preview)	anolphart	0	613	12:32 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	Tax (Preview)	anolphart	0	689	12:31 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	Log Cabin (Preview)	anolphart	0	957	12:30 PM Nov 12, 2021 by anolphart
	The Bruce, and some others (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	696	09:55 AM Nov 12, 2021 by Rob Driver
	Is there an election looming (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	820	09:52 AM Nov 12, 2021 by Rob Driver
	Greta being super smart -again (Preview)	Craig1	14	1861	07:49 PM Nov 11, 2021 by peter67
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