Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

What was he thinking?? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdftgWvP/

Craig1 · Craig1

Clearly innapropriate behaviour in Moscow

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Craig1 · Craig1

Early morning test drive, he is found not guilty of being a dangerous driver.

Bobdown · Bobdown

New ones........... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdDqFLLB/

oldbloke · oldbloke

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?""Is...

Mein · Mein

A friend and I went out to dinner at a restaurant the other night. We sat down and the waitress handed us menus. She said she'd come back in 5 minutes to take our orders. When the waitress returned, I said to her, "Can I ask you something about the menu please?" She slapped my face and said, "The men I pleas...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of waterI want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I fin...

Craig1 · Craig1

Our hopeful future PM, Albo walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Albo said, "Truthfully, I didnt bring my ID with me as I d...

Phlipper · Phlipper

Something to think about today as you are sitting down. 1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 2. The creator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.James Fuller Fixx credi...

Craig1 · Craig1

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Anthony Albenese.Anthony quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Anthony Albenese and I hope you'll vo...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jocks forthcoming weddingAye, its all going like magic, says Jock. I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night Archie nods approvingly. He...

Possum3 · Possum3

It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some good ones..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdkvvsmP/

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Jaws of Life (Preview) What was he thinking?? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdftgWvP/	Bobdown	1	955	10:54 AM May 1, 2022 by rgren2
	Piggery Perfect (Preview) Clearly innapropriate behaviour in Moscow	Craig1	2	1289	11:12 AM Apr 28, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Compare eagles (Preview)	Buzz Lightbulb	20	3169	10:19 AM Apr 28, 2022 by peter67
	Ha ha... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1147	01:54 PM Apr 26, 2022 by aussie_paul
	414 km/hour- not gui;ty of dangerous driving though (Preview) Early morning test drive, he is found not guilty of being a dangerous driver.	Craig1	6	1146	07:50 PM Apr 25, 2022 by Craig1
	Fails (Preview) New ones........... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdDqFLLB/	Bobdown	7	1758	11:50 AM Apr 25, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Sex after Death (Preview) A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?""Is...	oldbloke	0	811	06:31 AM Apr 25, 2022 by oldbloke
	A sensitive waitress (Preview) A friend and I went out to dinner at a restaurant the other night. We sat down and the waitress handed us menus. She said she'd come back in 5 minutes to take our orders. When the waitress returned, I said to her, "Can I ask you something about the menu please?" She slapped my face and said, "The men I pleas...	Mein	0	985	02:31 PM Apr 24, 2022 by Mein
	I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; (Preview) Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of waterI want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.I fin...	aussie_paul	3	1092	07:57 PM Apr 23, 2022 by erad
	History of Banking- Joke Cyril (Preview) Our hopeful future PM, Albo walked into a bank to cash a chequeWhen hes called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Albo said, "Truthfully, I didnt bring my ID with me as I d...	Craig1	2	1314	07:32 PM Apr 23, 2022 by grahos
	Relax (Preview) Something to think about today as you are sitting down. 1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 2. The creator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.James Fuller Fixx credi...	Phlipper	0	1030	04:10 PM Apr 23, 2022 by Phlipper
	Dog Speak (Preview)	Craig1	1	1528	12:43 AM Apr 23, 2022 by oldbloke
	Munitions.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1407	05:49 PM Apr 22, 2022 by aussie_paul
	A blonde was playing golf (Preview) A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Anthony Albenese.Anthony quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Anthony Albenese and I hope you'll vo...	aussie_paul	1	1030	03:09 PM Apr 22, 2022 by Craig1
	Granny / Poppi is off their meds ? (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	1044	12:03 PM Apr 22, 2022 by Aus-Kiwi
	Strange times ? (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	3	1607	10:23 AM Apr 22, 2022 by gdayjr
	Little Freddy.. (Preview) Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...	aussie_paul	0	1105	01:35 PM Apr 21, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Irish Smiles......some old, some new (Preview) Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jocks forthcoming weddingAye, its all going like magic, says Jock. I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night Archie nods approvingly. He...	Bobdown	1	1334	01:06 PM Apr 20, 2022 by Craig1
	Fist day of school. (Preview) It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted...	Possum3	9	2221	01:04 PM Apr 20, 2022 by Craig1
	Senior moments (Preview) Some good ones..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdkvvsmP/	Bobdown	1	1503	07:21 AM Apr 20, 2022 by drtooheys
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