A couple are out hiking when the man stops and asks: "Did you see that?".
"No," the woman replies.
"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the man exclaims.
A few minutes later the man stops again and asks: "Did you see that?".
"See what?" the woman replies.
"Are you blind? There was a big black bear walking on that hill over there?" he points out.
A couple more minutes pass when the man stops for a third time. "Did you see that?" he asks again.
By now the woman is getting aggravated so she says: "Yes I did!".
"Then why did you step in it?" the man replies.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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