Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X?
A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous
Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!
Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP
Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans?
A: A LG Flex.
Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: What do the latest Iphone applications do?
A: Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating?
A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!
Q: What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
A: An AyePhone.
Q: What does a bull and iPhone have in common?
A: They both charge!
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh
Q: What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
A:Cool music.
Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Kindle with iPhone 4S?
A: 4Skin.
Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
A: GarageBend
Q: Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!
Q: According to a study by OKCupid, why do iPhone users still have more sex than other smartphone users?
A: Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet!
Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers?
A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call!
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls. (Saturday Night Live)
Steve Jobs' funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin.
-- Edited by Dave1952 on Sunday 12th of August 2018 07:36:58 PM
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