A husband is frustrated by the lack of intimacy with his wife and comes up with a plan to spice up their sex life.
Darling, shall we try a new position tonight? he asks.
The wife pauses for a moment and thinks about her response.
Sure, she replies.
Shocked, the husband isnt quite sure what to do, before the wife comes up with a suggestion.
You stand by the ironing board, and Ill sit on the couch all night drinking beer and farting.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Blues man.
