A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a theatre. 

Before the show has even starts, an usher walks by and notices the man. "Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?" The man groans but remains sprawled. 

The Usher becomes impatient with the man "Sir! If you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved" Again the man just groans, which infuriates the Usher. So he marches off to get the manager. 

In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success. At this point the manager calls the police. Moments later, a police officer arrives and after making a reassuring gesture to the manager, he approaches the man.

"Alright buddy, what's your name?" "Sam" the man moans. 

"And where ya from Sam?" With another groan, Sam replies "The balcony".