An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.
Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.
He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"
With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass the sugar, Sugar?"
Not to be outdone, the Aussie looks at his wife and says, "Pass the tea bag."
It is understood he had to be airlifted off the ship to the nearest intensive care ward.
Dave (Nutgrass)
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Carpe Diem - Seize the day!
You never get a second chance at a first impression, so make the first a good one.
Blues man.
