An aeroplane gets into difficulty and the passengers begin to worry that it is going to crash.

One female passenger jumps out of her seat and shouts: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She then removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

Suddenly the man in the seat in front of her jumps up and rips off his shirt.

"Here," he says, throwing it at her, "iron this!"