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"Do not touch" Would be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

During labour a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold.

"Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you".

Its ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software Licensing Agreement. In the end you ignore everything and just click  "I agree".

 

 

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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software Licensing Agreement. In the end you ignore everything and just click "I agree".

At least you get the last word in,hehehe

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Blokes are often told that a woman giving birth is akin to a bloke being kicked in the nuts.

I don't know about you, but if you have been kicked there, and you would NEVER, EVER ask to go through that again.

Yet, after a year or so, a woman will say "We should try for another baby!"

Where's the logic?

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