Tom and Jess got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jess immediately phoned her mother.
How was the honeymoon, dear? her mother asked.
Oh, mum, Jess replied, the honeymoon was wonderful so romantic.
Then Jess burst into tears. But, as soon as we returned home Tom started using the most ghastly language saying things Ive never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! Youve got to come get me and take me home, please.
Calm down, Jess. her mother replied. Tell me, what words could be so awful?
Still sobbing, Jess exclaimed, dust, wash, cook, and iron!
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