A very pretty young speech therapist was gettingabsolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.
She had tried every technique in the book, but still theystammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said;
"If any of you can tell me where you were born, withoutstuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water."
The Englishman immediately piped up; "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: "G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow".
That's no better either, Hamish.
Now, how about you, Paddy?
The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 andeventually blurted out: "London".
"Brilliant, Paddy", said the speech therapist andimmediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couplepaused for breath and Paddy said:
.........
......"d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- erry".
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When I die, I wan't to go peacefully like my Grandfather. Not yelling & screaming like the kids on his bus.
