>> Two Mundubbera Graziers, James and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar, >> drinking beer. >> >> James turns to Doug and says, "You know, I'm tired of going >> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the >> community college, and sign up for some classes." >> >> Doug thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. >> >> The next day, James goes down to the college and meets Dean of >> Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, >> English, history, and Logic. >> >> "Logic?" James says. "What's that?" >> >> The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" >> >> "Yeah." >> >> "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you >> would have a yard." >> >> "That's true, I do have a yard." >> >> "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, >> I think logically that you would have a house." >> >> "Yes, I do have a house." >> >> "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically >> have a family." >> >> "Yes, I have a family." >> >> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must >> have a wife And because you have a wife, then logic tells me >> you must be a heterosexual." >> >> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all >> of that because I have a weed eater." >> >> Excited to take the class now, James shakes the Dean's hand and leaves >> to go meet Doug at the bar. >> >> He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, >> History, >> and Logic. >> >> "Logic?" Doug says, "What's that?" >> >> James says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" >> >> "No." >> >> "Then you're a p**fter."
