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Bus Driver


A Priest dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Priest and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment.

Surprised, the Priest does as he's asked.

The angels march out of the gates and encircle a man who has also approached the gates. The man is a bus driver.

The joyous parade of angels carry the bus driver in ahead of the Priest.

When the parade is gone, an angel returns to the Priest and says "You can come enter now". The angel begins to lead the Priest inside alone.

The Priest, somewhat confused, says "I'm not one to make waves or anything, but I need to know something. I think I've been a good Priest. I've worked hard and served the Lord all my life. Why is it that the bus driver gets led in by a band of angels ahead of me?"

The angel says "Well, frankly, whenever you preached, people slept. But whenever he drove, people prayed".



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Bob and Deb. I needed a laugh today and that sure gave me one. Very good indeed!

Cheers, Tony

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Glad we could give you a laugh Tony!



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