Once there was a man who had just bought himself a brand new gun. Because of this, he decided to practice at a shooting range. There was one problem though - the range required a membership and the membership cost too much money for the man.

So the man asked "I need to practice using this thing. What am I supposed to do? I can't afford the crazy price of membership here". In reply the man, a member, said to him "Well, you can shoot cans. Nothin' wrong with shootin' cans. It's good practice".

A week goes by and a police officer is going around to every house warning people that there is a psychopath going around shooting people and also to find out if anyone has any information that would lead the whereabouts of this killer.

Well, after a while of getting nowhere, the officer stopped by the man's house. He tells the man the same details that he has told the people before him, and asks him many questions. Then the cop asked the man "do you know of anyone who owns a gun?" That's when the man replied "Well, I bought one about a week ago, but I don't know of anyone else who has one though".

The next question the cop asked was "Have you ever used the gun?" So, the man said "Only when I practice shooting cans. I was a little reluctant to try this at first, but I was told that it was ok, so I've shot lots and lots of cans and I'm getting pretty good at it. It's hard to shoot 'em when they move so much though". "Move?" asked the officer "How do cans move?" So the guy replied "Of course they can move. I've been shooting MexiCANS, AmeriCANS, AfriCANS, JamaiCANS, oh ya and also CANadians".