The local zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem - the gorilla was on heat! To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo management noticed Rick, a big Kiwi lad, who was responsible for fixing the zoo's machinery. Rick had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Rick was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?

Rick showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Rick announced that he would accept their offer, but on three conditions:

"First" he said "I don't want to have to kuss er".

"I assure you, Rick - you will not have to kiss her" said the zoo manager.

"Sicondly, you must never till anyone about this" said Rick.

"I promise you, Rick" said the zoo manager. "Not one of us will ever breathe a word of this. Okay?" Rick merely nodded.

When the silence lengthened and Rick seemed intent on avoiding his gaze, the zoo manager prompted "And... your third condition?"

"Well" said Rick "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500".