A drunken man is stumbling along a main street in town,
A old local biddy that was always poking her nose where it wasn't wanted,
Went over to the drunk soundly chastising him, and said;
If you were my husband, I would poison all your liquor.
The drunk stammered out; Lady if you were my wife - I'd drink it!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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