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hmmm glad I’m not a pharmacist


The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.

When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located.

I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said:

Yes! Could you please taste this for me?

Being Im a Senior Citizen, I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.

He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.

Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked:

Now, does that taste sweet to you?

The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled:

HELL NO!!!

80 I said:

Oh thank God! Thats such a relief!

My Doctor told me to get a Pharmacist to test my Urine for sugar!



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Thats a good one.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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