There once was Gary who was raising three daughters on his own. Gary was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, Gary would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young boy knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the guy said, Hi, my names Joe, Im here for Flo. Were going to the show, is she ready to go? The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad came and said, My names Eddie, Im here for Betty, were gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready? Gary felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young boy arrived and Gary opened the door. The boy started off, Hi, my names Chuck, I am he and Boom! Gary shot him.
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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