Farmer Christopher was in pub drinking beer and looking all depressed.

His friend Ferdinand asked him why he was looking depressed. Christopher answered; Some things you just cant explain. This morning I was in barn and milking the cow. As soon as the pail was full the cow kicked it down with his right foot so I tied up his right foot to a pole.

I began to fill up the pail again and cow kicked it down with his left foot, so I tied his left foot to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the pail with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail.

As I was tying up her tail, my trousers dropped down, then my wife came in and well,

trust me, some things you just cant explain!