Happy Australia day to everyone. Well most everyone.
I cooked the family a good old Aussie lunch with Rosemary & mint butterfly lamb roast veg with the baked spuds pumkin carrots whole onions, with corn cob and peas.
A few drinks later, it was time to take an afternoon nap with me mate on the back lounge. She climbed aboard and we both nodded off together.
my mobile rang in my top pocket, It was our daughter locked out. Her key would not open the front door.
Get off I said too the old girl, I have to open the front door. So she reluctantly dismounted and I made my way to the front of the house.
Hi dad, Hi Kath. What you been up to then, looking down at my King Gee shorts.
Eh whats this then,a wet patch in the middle of my duds.
Bloo...dy Jack Russel has done it again. Leeked in her sleep while asleep on my lap. Thats it no more.
She's nelly 14 years young.
I suppose we will all end up the same one day.
You have to love your dog.
Get out side you bad girl.
Jim
-- Edited by Hey Jim on Friday 26th of January 2018 04:20:53 PM
Happy Australia day to everyone. Well most everyone.
I cooked the family a good old Aussie lunch with Rosemary & mint butterfly lamb roast veg with the baked spuds pumkin carrots whole onions, with corn cob and peas.
A few drinks later, it was time to take an afternoon nap with me mate on the back lounge. She climbed aboard and we both nodded off together.
my mobile rang in my top pocket, It was our daughter locked out. Her key would not open the front door.
Get off I said too the old girl, I have to open the front door. So she reluctantly dismounted and I made my way to the front of the house.
Hi dad, Hi Kath. What you been up to then, looking down at my King Gee shorts.
Eh whats this then,a wet patch in the middle of my duds.
Bloo...dy Jack Russel has done it again. Leeked in her sleep while asleep on my lap. Thats it no more.
She's nelly 14 years young.
I suppose we will all end up the same one day.
You have to love your dog.
Get out side you bad girl.
Jim
-- Edited by Hey Jim on Friday 26th of January 2018 04:20:53 PM
Thats a good one Jim , now tell us what really happened.
I had a disaster. After doing my usual lamb loin chops with garlic & rosemary and heaps of booze for the family, I showed the grandson how to do an orange damper in a dutch oven.
Bloody heat beads (like me) too old & didn't get hot enough ... finished it off in the oven. Like a rock on the outside & doughy in the centre. Grandson went back to his iPad!! my reputation in tatters.
I found the reference to Golden Shower offensive as it tends to a Pornographic Nature and particularly on Australia Day, given the previous delicate natures of posts concerning Happy Australia Day, I would like this entire post deleted! If the moderator has a sense of duty, this post should either be closed or deleted!
I found the reference to Golden Shower offensive as it tends to a Pornographic Nature and particularly on Australia Day, given the previous delicate natures of posts concerning Happy Australia Day, I would like this entire post deleted! If the moderator has a sense of duty, this post should either be closed or deleted!
Why not just be a good little chimp and let the subject die a natural death? or, do you simply enjoy stirring the pot.
I found the reference to Golden Shower offensive as it tends to a Pornographic Nature and particularly on Australia Day, given the previous delicate natures of posts concerning Happy Australia Day, I would like this entire post deleted! If the moderator has a sense of duty, this post should either be closed or deleted!
What!!!!!!!!!!!! surely that was that tougue in cheeck LL?
Looks likes we have another stirrer within, yet again.
When one wants to Share a story about there little mate of 14 years with Epiletsy in their mutt. Our little Jack dose not know She has done What she has done, while asleep on my lap.
Its part of owning a pet for the long term. We know we will lose her one day. One who brings so much laughter within ones own family Plus.
Our daughter reads the stories on here, every Thursday to her entrusted Nursing Home patients.The eldest been 102 young.
Little miss pi...ss piddle go's in on the same day as a companion dog. She brings so much joy to the elderly along with the homes two pet rabbits.
They love all the stories/ topics with laughter and chuckles. Some are retired GN's with stories of their own. Some want to join our group and tell their own.
Lambie has offered to set up as a separate member on here,(With Cindy's permission of cause.) sitting in with her Ipad at the ready, and tell of their individual adventures of crossing the Nullarbor etc, when it was just a dirt road.
Its a Sad day indeed when one take offence to the sharing of happenings in ones own family surrounds on Australia Day.
I found the reference to Golden Shower offensive as it tends to a Pornographic Nature and particularly on Australia Day, given the previous delicate natures of posts concerning Happy Australia Day, I would like this entire post deleted! If the moderator has a sense of duty, this post should either be closed or deleted!
Hi Peter,
For many a free camp with a gold coin donation you will receive a golden shower of 3 minutes. Kimba in SA is one. Hebel in NSW is another. Quipie in QLD is yet another.
You need to pack up a hit the Road. What you did/ Do and practice in your own life is your business. Please don't apply your lifestyle to others on here Thankyou!
some people can be a little precious but if your old dog leaked on you what would you call it (still not convinced it was the dog jim's not as young as he was 10 years ago) an he did say he had a few drinks
-- Edited by dogbox on Thursday 1st of February 2018 12:10:57 PM
some people can be a little precious but if your old dog leaked on you what would you call it (still not convinced it was the dog jim's not as young as he was 10 years ago) an he did say he had a few drinks
-- Edited by dogbox on Thursday 1st of February 2018 12:10:57 PM
Hi dogbox,
I think its time you and I caught up over a few beers, Plus a red or to for old times sake. If I remember right, you couldn't hold your Liquor.
Don't worry Jim Lancelot has moved on no longer on the forum I think he got piss off
Hi Terry,
Both Lambie and I, wish your wife a speedy recovery. Take it slow and give her as much time as she needs. There are many good times ahead for you both.Been there, done that.
. Might try the special Curried Lamb next time. Shaw to light up the party.
