A bloke went to a Tattooist to get his wife's name tattoot on his little fellow , well he missed out , the tattooist said that he din't had a needle small enough.
Just my weird sense of humour. smaller needle meant smaller appendage and its even too small to accomodate a two letter name. It actually should have read HER name was Al.
-- Edited by Bryan on Thursday 19th of October 2017 04:07:49 PM
But Al was overlooked by a big Jamaican at the trough and Al said When I get an erection it spells ALAN - He then noticed the big fellow's was Tattooed with WENDY - He explained that when he has an erection it reads Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day.
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