A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!... The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. No, he says, Im fine with pills. So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them. What are those? he asked. Viagra, she replied. Ill be damned, said the patient, I didnt know Viagra worked as a pain killer. It doesnt, said the dentist, But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.
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