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THE GIRAFFE TEST


THE GIRAFFE TEST

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok if you get none right you better go for counseling.        

Giraffe Test
There are 4 questions.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.









The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..







3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?






Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.






4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?








Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.


Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

P.S. Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.



I leave for counseling in 10 minutes......

See ya'!



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I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 



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An oldie but a goody.

Peter

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Cheers Peter and Sue

"If I agree with you we'll both be wrong"

No, I'm not busy, I did it right the first time.

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