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Best Medicine.


Well, I'm at the emergency room . This day has kinda taken a turn for the worst. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven't done in a while.

Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got C0cky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something.

He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop.

Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster.

Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.

But he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again



-- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 2nd of May 2019 11:31:04 AM

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Sorry Possum3. Not funny and in wrong area.
Cheers.

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I agree, Possum 3 has mistaken this for the joke forum a few times recently, not the place.no



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Had a friend who died that way . Horse got spooked Terry fell off but his foot got caught in stirrup iron ,the rest is history.



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Last time (55 years ago) I was on a horse the ground came up and hit me!!!!!

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Well I thought it was funny!

Avoid the nags, flipping dangerous things.



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