My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Guy off on holidays though country Australia comes across a farm with a sign on the gate. "Five dollars to see the tradesman dogs". Curious he went up to the house and was taken to a barn. There by the fire was an old dog. The owner put a piece of timber in his wood turner and barked a command to the dog. The dog leapt up and with it's teeth carved a perfect chair leg. The bloke was impressed and asked what else the farmer had. "Got a metal working dog" he said. Off they went to another barn. Again an old dog lying by a fire. "Just pick up that red hot poker and touch him on the behind" said the farmer. "What will he do then?" the guy asked..
"He'll either make a spring for your balls or a bolt for the door".
-- Edited by Loose on Wednesday 6th of September 2017 06:44:12 AM
