The Nomads. 21 May 2016. I thought this was appropriate to the nomads. Now, I'm not gonna tell ya where I got this because they reported it to the police!
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The "Land Downer Under" has provided the ideal habitat for the recently discovered species of Homo Sapien, the "The Grey Nomad." First emerging in the sixties around beach areas, traveling and residing in strange-shaped boxes on wheels, they have since evolved to favor much larger and luxurious contraptions. Rarely sighted in cities, the "Grey Nomad" migrates north during the winter, where they frequent isolated coastal regions, the top end and are spotted in the red centre. Not at all with grey fur, known to be very friendly, tranquil and inquisitive, they are extremely approachable if offered wine, There offspring are often heard to utter; "have you seen my parents" and don't spend our inheritance." This sociable mammal likes to congregate around waterholes to interact with other Grey Nomad from different habitats. You may like to contact em about the Grey Nomad wines. Info@greynomadwine.com.au
We believe the scientific name for this species is: ''Nomadicus oldfartiana''. We notice that you don't mention its mating habits? Do they display or call when they're aroused?
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Cheers Keith
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts, of beauty rich & rare. We'll be out there enjoying it somewhere, camped by ourselves much of the time.
Jules - the creator had a great sense of humour and was/is a signwriter?
DD - hilarious response.
The attached pic was taken at one of the many small vineyards in Clare NSW. The blackboard and chalk writing was done by the winemaker/owner (in his late 60s) who has a very dry (like some of his great wines) sense of humour. He spun the story that his wifes little fur ball kept ****ing its leg on the main shed door and the liquid came under the door. He gave his wife the option of the dog goes or he does. He decided to stay and content himself with the sign instead. And yes, they had chuppa chups in a big bowl inside the shop !
