I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This plump ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yea, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches. . .
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It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
