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Global Facts About Sex




At any given moment:


FACT: 79,000,000 people
are having sex - right now.


FACT:
58,000,000 are kissing.


FACT:
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.


FACT:

1 old person is reading
emails. You hang in there,
sunshine   



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Thanks for that Hendo. Gave me a good laugh

Dave



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Me too biggrin



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Me too!!!

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I don't get it????????



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EXACTLY !!!!!!!!



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reminds me about the joke (yep, we're posting in the wrong area and will no doubt incur the wrath of a few for doing so !). Anyway....

The psychology lecturer at a Uni was demonstrating that the happiest people were those that had regular and frequent sex.

She asked her class

"who has sex every day?'

about a quarter of the class put their hands up and looked very happy and well adjusted people.

"who has sex once a week?"

about another quarter of the class put their hands up - they looked pretty happy, but not as mush as the daily ones

"ok, um....who has sex only once a month?"

about half the class put their hands up and they looked pretty glum and unhappy

The lecturer then said "well, the was a pretty informal survey, but as you could see from the results, the happiest person is the one that has sex every day !"

Right at the front was this really nerdy, thick rim horned glasses skinny guy. He started waving his arm around shouting "what about those who only get it once a year?

The lecturer looked at him and frowned and then said "ok, WHO only has sex once a year then?"

The nerd waved his arm around again, and with a huge goofy grin shouted out gleefully "ME......ME......I do !!!!!"

The lecturer frowned some more and asked "so why are you so happy?"

The reply was "because tonights the night !!!!!!!"

Sorry in advance for being so off topic and not posting in Jokes - but I thought this story fitted well with the post from Hendo and the comment from adreamer :)


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Somewhere in the world a woman is having a baby every 3 seconds. All we've gotta do is find her  & ask her to stop!



-- Edited by Desert Dweller on Friday 18th of March 2016 06:23:13 AM

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or buy her a 65 inch flat screen TV with Foxtel and put them and her on a very high pedestal lol

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Now come on you guys!!!! You all should know better. This is not the correct place to carry on like yobbos..
Are ya getting it, have ya had it or are ya just Thinkin about it ?
Please keep to the subject. And if this is not the correct sub forum to talk about these things, I'm sure someone (2%) will let us know.
Maybe we could ask Cindy to open a new ( and exciting). Sub forum to attack this subject? Maybe?no



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As long as I'm getting it every day .. I don't care !!

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sarg - It supposed to be in Jokes - but it started and was funny to most of us and it just rolled on......and the subject heading should put the puritans off from even opening the post; let alone reading the comments

New posts are very slow on the Forum nowadays, so any post - even when not in the correct topic - is welcome

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Bruce and Bev wrote:

sarg - It supposed to be in Jokes - but it started and was funny to most of us and it just rolled on......and the subject heading should put the puritans off from even opening the post; let alone reading the comments

New posts are very slow on the Forum nowadays, so any post - even when not in the correct topic - is welcome


 The puritans, do gooders and sticky beaks don`t do it hmmnoconfuse. [Well that's what they want everyone to believe.]



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adreamer wrote:

I don't get it????????


 You must be the one referred to in Fact # 4 !!! biggrinbiggrin



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