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Magnarc


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Disclaimer, The following post does not necessarily reflect the views of the sender and is not intended to denigrate a particular gender, it is posted merely as an interesting item.

A woman asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and

buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. 

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" 

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. 
Men will get it the first time. 

 


Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." 

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous " 

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." 

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. 
Where's the car? 

WIFE: "In the river"

 

This is a frightening  
statistic !

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. 

That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated. 

 

 

 

He must pay !  

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, 

 

"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." 

Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you." 

 


Todays Short Reading From 
the Bible  

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be 
found in all corners of the earth." 

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed

 

 

 

 

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Happywanderer


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Hahahaha! Those first two are hilarious.

The others I've heard before.

Think about that! Maybe women don't need to be told a funny joke twice lol

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Bruce and Bev


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even my BOSS laughed when I read these ones out to her (probably because shes not taking the correct pills lol).

C'mon girls - fire some back at the boys - theres plenty of them (boy jokes and Boy George) out there

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And 'The Bible' is the Book of Truth!!  Yeah, Yeah.



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