The following examples are submissions in this years' Lexophile competition with the winning submission posted at the very end...

< 'Lexophile is a word to describe those that have a love for words, such as 'you can tune a piano,but you can't tuna fish'

or to write with a broken pencil is pointless'....etc.

Some of this years entries:

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye....

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

...A Will is a dead giveaway.

..When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a Mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

..Police were summoned to a daycare centre where a three year old was resisting a rest.

The bloke who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

..He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

..A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

A dentist and a manicurist married. Unfortunately they fought tooth and nail.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The winner: ...Those that get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end....

<Can you think of any specific Australian Lexophiles?......>.....Hoo Roo