SmartBar Floriade Darwin International Film Festival Goodlife RV Resorts Celtic Fest VisitLockhart
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Where to hide a spare million


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 183
Date:
Where to hide a spare million


With the budget coming out tonight can someone help me to hide my spare million so i wont lose the $200 per week i get for the part pension.Any ideas will help.



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4652
Date:

Give it to me !!! biggrinbiggrin



__________________

Retired Airline Pilot and Electrician..

I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 183
Date:

banana,s!!!!!



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1615
Date:

Done Dreamin, I don't think you've done dreamin yet

__________________

Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.



Chief one feather

Status: Offline
Posts: 17448
Date:

I have a spare drawer!

__________________

Live Life On Your Terms

DOUG  Chief One Feather  (Losing feathers with age)

TUG.......2014 Holden LT Colorado Twin Cab Ute with Canopy

DEN....... 2014 "Chief" Arrow CV  (with some changes)

 



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 183
Date:

Someone suggested i invest it into an ice shipment to Indonesia but i didn,t think they used esky's over there.

__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 119
Date:

I can safely hide it for you....heaps of space under my bed so please send it in small bills


__________________

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.  



The Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 12473
Date:

I've got good hiding places in my van if you want to catch up.

__________________




Happy Wanderer    

Don't worry, Be Happy! 

Live! Like someone left the gate open

 

 

 



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2608
Date:

to save your poor shoulders and back carting all those suitcases of cash, you can just DD it to my off-shore a/c - and I will make sure I get you a case of rum sent back from the Bahamas LOL

__________________

Cheers Bruce

 

The amazing things you see when nomading Australia



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 259
Date:

Get serious and give it to Joe Hockey, we all know the country needs all the help we can give it.



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1989
Date:

G'day Please sir can I have some
Cheers

__________________

Jack Cherie and the memory of the four legged kids.



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 848
Date:

I really wish like others I had your problem, but this might be worth a shot.

No doubt you would have some Credit cards (not to be mistaken for Debit cards), you could put these into a + credit balance rather than a neg balance.  I believe CL only asks whats in your Bank Accounts and aren't interested in what's in or on your Credit Card accounts unless they are linked to a bank savings or cheque account. 

Failing that, just give it to me then it will be my problem.



__________________

Steve, Di & Ziggy We named our Motorhome "Roadworx" because on the road works "On The Road Again"
Ford Transit with 302 Windsor V8 conversion, C4 Auto, 9 Inch Ford Diff All Lighting L.E.D., 260 Amp/h AGM, 530 Watt Solar + Kipor Backup Gen.



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 248
Date:

Send it to Indonesia as I see their pension has been cut from $600 million something to $300 million something. Poor things


__________________


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 183
Date:

Thank all and sundry for your ideas.I am shattered as my wife has just pointed out it is monopoly money and she won't let me play any more.

__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2608
Date:

Les, with the exception of 1-2 who responded to your 1st post, we all realized it was totally tongue in cheek humour - and we enjoyed it

Now off to have my breakfast of gum leaves and grubs washed down by puddles of rain water. The scrounge the wheelie bins for dinner.

__________________

Cheers Bruce

 

The amazing things you see when nomading Australia



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4728
Date:

madaboutled wrote:

I really wish like others I had your problem, but this might be worth a shot.

No doubt you would have some Credit cards (not to be mistaken for Debit cards), you could put these into a + credit balance rather than a neg balance.  I believe CL only asks whats in your Bank Accounts and aren't interested in what's in or on your Credit Card accounts unless they are linked to a bank savings or cheque account. 

Failing that, just give it to me then it will be my problem.


 Something in that comment.

I have on occasion pondered whether your assets can be reduced by taking into account any debts.  Must ask my Financial Adviser to report.

Have never got serious about the issue as we have no significant debts since retirement.

 

BTW ONE million is not enough.  I could make a hole in that on overseas first class travel.



__________________

See Ya ... Cupie


Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook