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Big Gorilla


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I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.
 
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.
 

 

The local police, ASIO and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.


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Ha Ha.....good one BG ! biggrin biggrin biggrin



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Scary! I know its a joke, but if you really did that you would be locked up and "interrogated".

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Gerty Dancer wrote:

Scary! I know its a joke, but if you really did that you would be locked up and "interrogated".

 GD he's not joking biggrinbiggrin



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_wombat_ wrote:
Gerty Dancer wrote:

Scary! I know its a joke, but if you really did that you would be locked up and "interrogated".

 GD he's not joking biggrinbiggrin

 Not forgetting though that there would be very few countries outside of Australia and other western democracies where someone can come on national television that is sponsored by the ordinary citizen and be as offensive to those ordinary citizens and their country as this fellow (who also shares and enjoys its peace and bounty).

http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2014/s4103227.htm

- Emma Alberici, attempting to interview Wassim Doureihi, spokesman for radical Islamic organisation Hizb ut-Tahrir.



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Good one BG biggrin



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Have you got your chador or whatever they call those full body condoms, on yet?

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Only women wear them !! biggrinbiggrin



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