I was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where I was going at that time of night.
I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,As well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" I replied, "That would be my wife."
Retired Airline Pilot and Electrician..
I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Dave S
ex Bricklayer 20 years & 33 years Carpet Cleaning
but what do i know, i'm only a old fart.
iv'e lost my glass.
Gave us a good laugh. Thanks BG
Pay it forward - what goes around comes around
DUNMOWIN is no longer on the road and still DUNMOWIN!
