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Big Gorilla


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I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife,

 

"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" 

 

 

SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!



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Glenelg


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we must have the same sort of wife.

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I resemble that remark!! wink



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Gee, he was only being nice.

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BG, when do you plan on going ? biggrin



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BG, when do you plan on going ? biggrin

 Going where !! confuseconfusebiggrinbiggrin



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Big Gorilla wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:

BG, when do you plan on going ? biggrin

 Going where !! confuseconfusebiggrinbiggrin

 well you are writing your will biggrin



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Have you written yours yet bigW ? smile The wombat scoop gets fitted soon remember, at least I hope soon confuse



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Dougwe wrote:

Have you written yours yet bigW ? smile The wombat scoop gets fitted soon remember, at least I hope soon confuse

 the wombat scoop is rusty so not worth fitting biggrin



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_wombat_ wrote:
Big Gorilla wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:

BG, when do you plan on going ? biggrin

 Going where !! confuseconfusebiggrinbiggrin

 well you are writing your will biggrin

 Yes, but I've finished doing that... Actually I'm planning to go now...down to the Pub...biggrinbiggrin

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Retired Airline Pilot and Electrician..

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have one for me BG 



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have one for me BG 

 I will !!

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-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 22nd of June 2014 01:33:14 PM

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Dave S

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Be carefull with the pics you post as they may offend a few people and Cindy will be forced to delete the thread. I'm not offended but some might be.

Gee, am I getting serious? It's all wombats fault then.

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Dougwe wrote:

Be carefull with the pics you post as they may offend a few people and Cindy will be forced to delete the thread. I'm not offended but some might be.

Gee, am I getting serious? It's all wombats fault then.

 Point taken. I changed the picture !! biggrinbiggrin



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A bit of liquid paper would have done the trick Ken smile



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